Rarely watch TV, but caught the last few minutes of a “Cheater's” episode yesterday morning. A young (probably late 20's) decent-looking well-groomed professional guy (Seth) with a good job and money thinks his wife (Morgan) is cheating on him. The investigators setup surveillance and follow Morgan, who is driving Seth's late model Mercedes, to the residence of her secret lover (Buzz). Buzz is a scrawny homeless psycho alcoholic. His residence is a do-it-yourself makeshift tarpaulin tent attached to the exterior side of a privacy fence that encloses a garbage dumpster. While Morgan and Buzz are getting it on, Seth and the cheaters crew show up for "the confrontation." Morgan is furious, unashamedly defends Buzz and curses out Seth. The conclusion is Morgan rejects Seth's foolish efforts to reason with her in the Cheater's van while Buzz stands outside the van and pelts Seth with unopened beer cans he peels from a six-pack. Morgan exits the van and Buzz literally sweeps her off her feet and carries her back into his tarpaulin tent as though he was carrying her over the threshold of the honeymoon suite at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. If my experiences and observations had not made me so acutely aware of how bat-shit crazy all women are, I wouldn't have believed it. AWALT! It's only a matter of circumstances and degree.