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[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (32 children) | Copy Link
I walked into a pub last night on the way home from my mates because i saw a chap i knew through the window and decided to have a drink with him. At kick out time, some bird was up for fucking me and she asked me to come back to hers, to which i obliged. We fucked on the way back to hers and fucked when at hers too. I went downstairs to grab a drink and when i came back upstairs she said she was going to phone the police and accuse me of rape! After retrieving my phone which she stole out of my pocket whilst i was downstairs, i went outside for a cig and jumped the garden fence and started my 5mile walk home. Left some drink, my boxers, and some cheap earphones there.
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this is almost too absurd to be true.
[–]ValhallaWillCome10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ever had a one night stand with a crazy woman? This is more common than you think.
[–]fuckingjakedebrusk 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he meant leaving the boxers behind
[–]HodlSolo1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yeah I was also falsely accused but she didn't ask me to marry her
[–]Curious_Oogway13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She still can accuse you. You left evidence as well.
[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She could if she really wanted to, but there’s no evidence of any rape, and if there’s any cctv cameras around or in the pub, they will see her all over me, as i was just casually having a drink with my mate, not looking for anything.
[–]realChebz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
no evidence of any rape
lol they don't look for that, they look for evidence there was NO rape.
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[–]fuckingjakedebrusk 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Me looking for those omnipresent hookers in Canada
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[–]fuckingjakedebrusk 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Uh huh, like that isnt going to land me in jail within 20 minutes tops
Where the fuck do you live that yuo think doing that would be a good idea?
[–]Godless31 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Canada is just absolute dog shit on terms of hookers/escorting. It's just not very common compared to most other countries. Try going to Europe or even the States and you'll be drowning in pussy.
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[–]Godless30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's cool and all but I doubt it would be very effective. I wish I could go up to any woman and throw money at them for pussy but unfortunately I don't think it would work.
.. Or would it?
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[–]fuckingjakedebrusk 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
my point is, you said "Oh just go get a hooker bro"
That doesnt work when prostitution is outlawed where I am, and the few options that are available under the table have a high likelihood of being cop traps
I was never looking for anything. Some woman said she wanted to take me home and fuck me. I took the chance.
[–]verynormalsimple5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck. Did she give any reason ?
[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No reason. I think she was trying to get something out of me like money, my phone etc
[–]Ayame_Tea 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well this is fake as hell, lol
Not fake mate. This is a short version of what happened.
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[–]marvelkombat12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thats comment like this who gonna eradicate the sub
be careful
[–]Disbursed-operant5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck off with that honest to god proper usage of the word "incel" shit.
That ain't MGTOW philosophy at all.
[–]Herpnderp145 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Agreed, we have artificial wombs and sex robots. If actual organic females are born, we just dump them off on their own little island where they can "sustain" themselves without any man.
[–]Buchwild0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wasn't that a Rick and Morty plot,having the gender play outside?
[–]Herpnderp145 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I believe the female race had it's own advanced civilization, whilst the males were fighting over sex dolls. Though we obviously know if the females were left to their devices they would be left starving but still focused on getting their tans on.
[–]Buchwild0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If they're based on Western females most definitely. I still have hope for women in the east
[–]Herpnderp145 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do not delude yourself. There's a reason we say AWALT in these parts. All Women Are Like That.
[–]sam123cherif26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Run forest ! Run from the THOT !!!
[–]Anonymously_Aroused15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Mission failed, we'll get her next time."
[–]xiaoxiao1216 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And once you're married you can still be accused of rape. Fucked either way.
[–]RexxZX0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly that's bullshit
[–]Disbursed-operant6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why you have the little pinhole camera in the nightlight on the dresser pointed at the bed.
[–]TimeTinker4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cameras. Get them installed in your place.
[–]rejac2184 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd say get out. I'll call em' myself. Then hit social media with this bullshit. Call the TV people. We'd go viral.
[–]IAmNuclearMan5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make sure the conversation was recorded.
[–]Zombocom19113 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what would Tony Soprano do in this situation? i wonder....
[–]AntiAbleism1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The reality for men.
[–]jenovajunkie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You agree, go through with the planning, have her father pay for it all.
Leave her at the alter.
[–]TheIcePill0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn't work because you've video recorded her for concent and made her sign papers before sex.
[–]Ayame_Tea -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah.. Cause this has happened.
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[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls29 points30 points31 points (32 children) | Copy Link
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this is almost too absurd to be true.
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