I'm losing my packs due to inactivity, alcohol consumption, and Thanksgiving leftover binges, so I went to the gym today to renew my membership. As I was walking out, I noticed an elderly woman struggling to get to the door of the facility. Being the respectable, young man I am, I patiently held the door for her. She thanks my generosity and mentions that young men are rarely seen holding doors for women anymore. I chuckled and said, "Hell naw... I hold doors for elderly and disabled women, not women who don't fit that department. " In mid-sentence, two attractive, young women walked out the door. One gives me that "look" and the other puts her head down to avoid eye contact. The old woman smiles, pats me on the shoulder, and walks inside the gym.

I think she understood my reasons.