Congratulations John cena

Late_Nightsx · 2018-04-18T19:38:02+00:00

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deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-04-18T19:59:45+00:00

Top comment is gold!

Well, it's official. John Cena is smarter than prince Harry.

CrackingYs · 2018-04-18T23:18:55+00:00

This is the future of long term dating, folks. Marriage is not even an option anymore, obviously, that period is over, completely done for. Contractual cohabitation is the only option for guys who want to live with their girlfriends. John Cena is a man ahead of his time, he knew all this shit 5 years ago.

8xXxnoxxshroudexXx8 · 2018-04-18T19:27:49+00:00

Cena was smart.

harpyeaglelove · 2018-04-18T22:05:51+00:00

Can we see a copy of that contract?

squidracer · 2018-04-19T01:42:36+00:00

They hate this because someone like Cena is someone kids look up too. They don't want things like this to catch on

"Well, Cena played it safe, maybe i should too."

madethewrongmistake · 2018-04-18T22:20:49+00:00

I need a copy of this contract.

TheRedPrince99 · 2018-04-19T03:26:26+00:00

Let’s all be honest here

John Cena is Woke af. He is Red Pilled.

AgentKruger · 2018-04-19T01:06:56+00:00

Her time is up his time is now

joshymemes · 2018-04-18T22:59:41+00:00

inb4 the court rips that shit to shreds

Cristoff13 · 2018-04-19T04:18:55+00:00

Against my better judgement, I find myself thinking this is a bit cold-blooded, which shows how pervasive gynocentric social conditioning is. But if he had married her, she would almost certainly have divorced him by now and taken him to the cleaners. She gambled she would be able to convince him to marry her, but John held strong and now she's out of luck.

He did what he had to do to protect himself. But still I wouldn't trust a contract like this. A judge can abrogate it at will, and she can always make false accusations of abuse.

WhistlingAlong · 2018-04-19T01:39:48+00:00

Tldr me please.

facepalm5000 · 2018-04-19T08:22:39+00:00

Nikki broke it off when she finally realized she was not going to be successful in extracting resources from this guy. At the same time, she's hitting the wall, so he's lost interest.

Zevren_LT · 2018-04-19T08:28:25+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

Knightboomer559 · 2018-04-19T03:02:41+00:00

Cena is a genius!

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-04-19T21:40:36+00:00

Let's see how long it takes for Nikki to lock down some new sucker with a baby.

Title	Congratulations John cena
Author	savr-faire
Upvotes	153
Comments	31
Date	April 18, 2018 6:25 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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