For some context that would raise some flags in the minds of the wiser among us. I’m a college student in NYC and I’ve got a weird story.

So I was on my way to physics yesterday and I’m the kind of asshole that speaks on his phone using Bluetooth headphones. Having just got out of a call, the music didn’t start playing yet so I was still able to hear people for a brief time. Then for some reason, this one girl I’m about to walk pass makes eye contact and immediately points at me saying “Me too!”

For being at a college age in NYC, that was probably the most ignorant statement she could blurt out at a male now. The irony, I was wearing a shirt with a loading symbol that says, “I’m thinking”... now, I have several options for this interaction. I could congratulate her, say “Good for you” questioningly or what smart people do in stupid situations in a state of mass movement. I kept fucking walking like what occurred did not just happen.

I swear women have been coming out of left field with some special shit going on lately. Either way, keep GYOW gents and let the sheep keep piling on their coats.