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[–]CiceroVoltaire85 points86 points87 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
friend never returns. surprise!
[–][deleted] 75 points76 points77 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Worst thing is, he posted this online
[–]SpecJoeMagic21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He thinks it will get him some nice guy points with her and that the online community will comment about how amazing it is that she has such a dedicated friend.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That means the number of people who do this but don't post online is much higher. shudders.
[–]EntropicTribe54 points55 points56 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I would do that for a bro, dont know why he felt the need to stay in the bathroom though
[–]PowaPunx30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't want to be seen with damn booty shorts
[–]EntropicTribe28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
On him those look like any other runners shorts, plus why give a damn about what others think?
[–]skinnywa10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even sweeter than the raspberry kiss I received from the red pill was coming to understand that nobody but nobody gives a crap what you do.
Everyone is focused on their own lives and needs. You having a fancy car or a bad hair day might get a passing acknowledgement at best. Stop caring about what other people think and don't burn a single calorie for a woman.
[–]hrm08940 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Male running shorts look like that? Wtf. But he's inside a building with male running shorts... That's just not a good look
[–]EntropicTribe0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not saying it is something to wear to impress, but in general that ain't to bad a casual outfit
[–]Delita_Wasnt_Wrong11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Booty shorts with Chad’s dried cum on the front and her unwashed ass stink on the back since she’s too lazy to shower. Who wouldn’t jump at the opportunity.
[–]BuzzedWoody-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who hurt you?
[–]11bNg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your mom
[–]Thevoiceofreason4203 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thats really not that bad. We had a neighbor down the block when I was a kid who wore short shorts, jean cut off shorts btw, shorter then that. When he tried to show up at our garage sale and buy something my old man told him to come back in jeans or not to come back at all. He was a fucking weirdo.
[–]Historicaldog0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But with the short shorts it allows you so much more flexibility when you stretch
[–]RLskeleton0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good on him.
[–]squiddy_s550gt0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You shouldn't think so, yet he put it online
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would have no problem walking around in those booty shorts. I have big balls and in little shorts like those everyone would fucking know it! Clear out of my way bitches or I'll smack you with my big hairy balls!
Of course this is moot because I've never agree to let some girl swap clothes with me, unless I wanted to, which I don't.
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[–]EntropicTribe0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hey, what's wrong with a man having a juicy ass? But for real I dont get why he is called cuck honestly. Like I would let a bro borrow my pants if he got something big and he wasnt wearing appropriate shorts
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[–]EntropicTribe1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone else pointed out that he posted about it on social media, that, to me, makes the difference between bro move and virtue signalling simp move.
[–]wathon21 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but would you take picture and post it online for simp points??
This simp deserves the ridicule.
You know, now I see it, doing it like a bro is one thing but the virtue signalling by posting it definetly makes the difference, thanks man
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He posted this because it's the only way he's ever going to "get into her pants"....
[–]Marque0118 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
hahaha. ya. he was probably sniffing those things in the stall while whacking it about 20 minutes earlier :)
[–]shammylamby6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he had any decentcy
[–]CpuDoc6718 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King Cuck lol
[–]massy52517 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure whats worse? That he is such a scrawny soy boy that the pants just fit him normally and no one would notice they are girl pants anyway. Or the cuck part.
[–]S0NNENRADICAL7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Naw, he's a fag who wants to wear ladies clothes so he made up some BS story.
"My friend wants to please her boyfriend but she just had her wisdom teeth removed so I sucked his dick and swallow his load for 50 mins"
Miss me with that gay shit
[–]drakal70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha 😂😂
[–]red_matrix3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beta Orbiter 101
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another effeminate cuck.
[–]badaboomxx4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would a thot bring hotpants to an exam?
[–]BluetoothMcGee4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Orbiters: the modern day equivalent of slaves.
[–]DrEngineeer2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be careful brave soul, crabs can be found everywhere!
[–]StupidisAStupidPosts1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would be happy if my daughter got with a Asian dude. The best to their woman
[–]seattlemgtow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
watch for chad's jizz stains on your sweatpants
[–]Paper-Arrows0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ironic that your wearing booty shorts cause that's exactly what you will be DENIED
[–]StBlackOps2Cel[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would fap and smell it on the pussy and ass parts
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[–]StBlackOps2Cel[S] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That pants better have that bitch’s pussy and ass sweat cuz ima use it to masturbate if i were this guy
[–]Skeetskeet19790 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
99.9 % chance this dude is gay not that there’s anything wrong with that. 0.01% that he’s straight is actually very generous tbh.
[–]salvaje_mgtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he didn’t smash then his cuck level is over 9000
[–]RedMeatTrinket0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is Pro-Cuck, if I ever seen it.
[–]perkelem0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if the she was changed to a he you would be cheering what a great bro he is...
[–]XbabyjeezusX0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The mayor of the friendzone
[–]Peppeperoni-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://youtu.be/9IiHRSBAMwU
[–]harrison_wheels-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Maybe if I do this for m'lady, she will finally notice me"
Ultimate friend zoned.
[–]JedYorks-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dedicated cuck.good job.
[+]the_Milkweed-7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I gotta be honest... it seems like yall are just trying to be pissed off about something. Is it at all possible he isnt interested in this chick and hes actually doing her a solid. Like damn, this post alone warrants an unsub.
[–]StBlackOps2Cel[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Go unsub you pussy beta
[–]the_Milkweed-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lul far from it my dude, slaying more pussy than you obviously
Lul nahhh
[–]Dumaul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
or maybe is his shorts and he is posting it to have an excuse in case someone who he did not agreed to meet in the bathroom sees him?
[–]the_Milkweed0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean sure, who knows. but this post is actual garbo
[–]hrm0894-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao yeah the dude imprisons himself in the bathroom for 50 minutes... But he totally doesn't like her. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[–]Older_Miggy-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bye Felicia.
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