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[–]hominid_mgtow43 points44 points45 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They also suck life out of you like Rogue.
[–]Fearless_Ser12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instead of simply sucking something else...
[–]Global_MGTOW23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They also have more of a myopic view on life than cyclops.
[–]hookbill217 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Calm before the Storm
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice. No mystique about this.
[–]Whirrlz12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They will be there for you one minute and then they are running out like quicksilver for someone else
[–]AmazingAsianGuy77613 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When they get mad they think they're suddenly wolverine
[–]oirectine0012 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They all eventually become The Blob
[–]SadDuty[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny, they are calling many of us this as well, according to the relationships subreddit (mostly run by women now). "blob person" is what they used, I think.
[–]Psycosadist1 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol!
[–]Tercalerc5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They never make a gambit with a full deck of cards.
[–]rationalthought3145 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They start off like Jean Grey and end up like a cross between Beast and the Blob.
[–]zRaXcPk 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please keep the puns coming gentlemen, they are hilarious.
[–]Yashugan004 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Frequent late nightcrawls but in the morning they're back to thinking they're nuns
[–]Shnook82 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can Morph into a decent human being but they can't keep it up for long.
[–]TripOverNothing1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they can grow beyond any bearable magneto-de.
[–]gevalher1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And when you're hot, she becomes Frost.
[–]amalgamatedthoughts1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They plough through your money like the Juggernaut
[–]AboutNinthAccount0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mono...DOH!
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