So I've been searching for the secret to restaurant-style fried rice for years and this comes pretty damn close. I fry it a second time with some precooked shredded chicken (or add whatever you want like bacon or shrimp or whatever), some chopped green onion, a touch of oyster sauce, and a bit of honey if you like it sweet.

Easy as fuck, even for the thick-headed among us!

https://www.minuterice.com/en-us/recipes/3503/ClassicFriedRice.aspx

The only reason I'm posting this is because I love to eat and therefore I love to cook and every man should be able to cook for himself because if you depend on a woman to cook for you these days you'd be eating instant ramen noodles seven days a week.