Just a quick story I wanna share with you my fellow gents. So, my friend and I swung by at the local Cycle Gear ( motorcycle gear/apparel place for those who don’t know ) to buy few things. You know the usual, check things out, try few jackets, drool over 1600 bucks helmets etc. So, I’m standing there checking the AGV and showing my friend the price ( $1,499.00 ) why not and while I was turning a wild AWALT shows up with her totally beta “bf” next to us. I gotta admit she was smoking hot 20 yo blonde, easy 9/10. He was a typical hunched down fatty beta, whatever. I turn my head and grabbed another amazing ARAI helmet and made my way to the to the next shelf to get some more goodies. While passing I grabbed a glance of her grabbing a fancy shiny Icon helmet, all gigiddy and of course knows nothing about helmets in the slightest, but it looks cool lol whatever.

Long story short, at the checkout guess who was paying for the overpriced shitty helmet while she was Snapchatting her new helmet. Yup the beta chump. FML

Moral of the story, fuck them all and spend money on yourself. Don’t be a simp, AWALT.