Easy Choice.

xcross69 · 2018-07-24T16:51:53+00:00

"Refuses to destroy Saracen"

Ok that one actually made me laugh

Slaide · 2018-07-24T18:42:16+00:00

"Spreads her legs for invaders"

Red_pilledman · 2018-07-24T15:26:43+00:00

I only disagree with one thing. The girlfriend is an expert at fighting.

cobaltcolander · 2018-07-24T15:50:05+00:00

I'm as far from a Christian as you get, and I would still take the crusader any day of the week. A man needs a GF like a bicycle needs a fish.

lublicgelss · 2018-07-24T15:36:23+00:00

2018-07-24T17:27:13+00:00

I dunno, the crusader looks like a literal white knight to me.

ArtoriusXv · 2018-07-24T16:55:12+00:00

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rockorbe2002 · 2018-07-24T17:49:43+00:00

You could put Saladin in the place of the Crusader and yet the woman is still the same.

TheSilverShade · 2018-07-24T15:54:58+00:00

Well looks like I'll be playing For Honor tonight.

KushKenobi · 2018-07-24T19:26:25+00:00

Lowkey the crusaders were so badass. Just look at that fucking gnarly armor.

Judah_Earl · 2018-07-24T17:08:06+00:00

Reclaims the holy land

Only to lose it again.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2018-07-24T17:48:19+00:00

Lol that’s so stupid but it made me genuinely laugh

Global_MGTOW · 2018-07-24T20:07:30+00:00

A dog

NotMyWomen · 2018-07-24T20:15:05+00:00

“Fights for the glory of God.”

Lol’d

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2018-07-24T23:37:38+00:00

lmao I'm happy this is so upvoted. Here's another.

aholf_ditler_1889 · 2018-07-24T16:41:33+00:00

I want a Saracen

DarthCallidous · 2018-07-24T17:59:00+00:00

DEUS VULT!

micromuffinman · 2018-07-24T19:01:57+00:00

Umm... Both failed to reclaim the "holy land", so I don't know why either side is mentioned.

mansplainmedia · 2018-07-24T21:38:55+00:00

The Crusader doesn't have a vagina, though.

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-07-24T17:47:05+00:00

I'd rather have an FNH SCAR in .308.

Oh, I do.

faggaren · 2018-07-24T19:07:18+00:00

Id rather have an xbox. Im athiest

ParaguayanPoet · 2018-07-24T21:09:47+00:00

Solaire of Astora?

thecorgisleeps · 2018-07-24T21:28:01+00:00

DEUS VULT

mathathon1234 · 2018-07-25T00:52:55+00:00

I'll take the one that DOES STUFF....hmmmm

kexmgmi · 2018-07-25T03:07:10+00:00

I pick the CRUSADER but with a second thought because he look like a simp White Knight

Title	Easy Choice.
Author	Red_pilledman
Upvotes	287
Comments	42
Date	July 24, 2018 3:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/91i8xu/easy_choice/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/easy-choice.520275 https://theredarchive.com/post/520275

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