I just made 1000 EUR bet on Trumpinator. My winnings will buy a lot of tequila, all salt will be provided free by leftists.

Funny, last election I wanted to bet as well. I didn't have any money back then... but at least I had a loving GF... who occasionally nagged... OK, nagged most of the time... and wasn't loving at all...

Go Trump!

EDIT: Drunk, happy as fuck, and DRUNK!!!