Elon Dodged a bullet.

tamass18 · 2017-08-07T02:54:08+00:00

She's only "devastated" because she's the one who got rejected first.

Thinkpadoutlaw · 2017-08-07T01:56:04+00:00

She looks like a Pump & Dump Princess in that photo.

silive · 2017-08-07T02:01:28+00:00

Of course she's "devastated": no divorce-rape upcoming so anyone would be... I saw her picture without all that fake-up and she looks plain Jane to the extreme: no more than 5 or 6 tops. Elon could definitely do MUCH better than that Cinderella, methinks....

EffinWhiteMale · 2017-08-07T02:26:06+00:00

I'd be "devastated" too if I realized I just potentially lost millions of dollars in divorce goodies... These hoes ain't loyal... Pump and dump Elon... Pump and dump

feedmecarrots · 2017-08-07T04:14:36+00:00

Someone must have told him. This woman is poison. All that is needed is to review the articles surrounding her divorce from Johnny Depp.

Frongth · 2017-08-07T05:05:53+00:00

Elon - You've levelled up your eq. Congratulations!

dnbjarhead · 2017-08-07T08:26:20+00:00

I've never been this happy over a celebrity breakup (never give a flying fuck really.) But honestly I was concerned that fuckin poisonous treacherous whore would somehow rope him into marriage, bleed him dry, and ruin him.

greywolf1968 · 2017-08-07T08:36:55+00:00

Amber Heard has more red flags than a May Day Parade in Moscow.

nuttzo36 · 2017-08-07T03:07:43+00:00

Don't hate the player, hate the game biatch.

NefariousRaccoon · 2017-08-07T06:13:23+00:00

She was literally a nobody before Depp picked her off the street and took interest in her...

WhistlingAlong · 2017-08-07T04:44:57+00:00

Another twist is that she's probably borderline bad at sex so.

Hirudin · 2017-08-07T14:07:28+00:00

Well its nice to know that Elon's money will be getting humanity to Mars instead of buying overpriced handbags and shiny rocks.

hollybegin · 2017-08-07T08:28:56+00:00

Poor thing has been out of luck lovewise....yet again. Cry me a fucking river. Of course she's devastated, an enormous potential divorce settlement is flying away...

justiceavenger · 2017-08-07T05:26:09+00:00

I am glad Jason Momoa is married. With Aquaman filming right now and her being "devastated" I would fear her trying to start something with Momoa since their characters dating or married depending on continuity. However Momoa seems really close to his kids and like awesome guy so looks like she cant damage Aquaman lol.

Aircooled101 · 2017-08-07T12:05:37+00:00

I loved Elon Musk before, and I love him even more now

zandorz · 2017-08-07T11:27:38+00:00

Elon has been in this sub. Welcome back Elon

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not-them · 2017-08-07T11:32:04+00:00

I can almost imagine talulah riley right now

https://m.imgur.com/a/KiI5q

deephurting666 · 2017-08-07T11:41:48+00:00

I only hope Elon isn't taken to the cleaners by this cunt!

trumpisaforcedmeme · 2017-08-07T11:42:03+00:00

BACK ON TRACK BOYS!

93402 · 2017-08-07T13:09:06+00:00

Fantastic, Elon got bored/annoyed and dumped the blitch. Hope he's able to stay sober for a while.

divorcedbp · 2017-08-07T14:03:59+00:00

"Unlucky" in love.

balancedben · 2017-08-07T16:10:49+00:00

according to this female preacher amber is a he not a she. lol

fasterfind · 2017-08-07T17:32:53+00:00

Rich and famous people should just fuck poor people. Poor people, we're loyal as fuck. Be treated like the king or queen that you are, not an equal. Fuck poor people.

Title	Elon Dodged a bullet.
Author	highstakes45
Upvotes	123
Comments	43
Date	August 7, 2017 1:46 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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