I approve wholeheartedly of the recent trend to make gender-swapped versions of popular pieces of media. I assert that it has the potential to make the stories much more interesting.

Therefore, I await with great eagerness the eventual gender-swapped version of Mulan, where a man heroically disguises himself as a woman in order to stay home from war. The film should be sure to include a plethora of lip-service to how he is incredibly manly and brave for refusing to conform to traditional masculine stereotypes. Suggested songs include: * One about not having to clean, do any maintenance, or be at all hygienic because no one is around to see * One about femininity that imposes a great many unrealistic expectations for anyone who wants to be a real woman * "The man who fought the best:" in this song, the women fantasize about all their boring, ugly, and weak husbands being replaced with barrel-chested barbarian invaders

It practically writes itself. Long have I awaited a film that would place the boot squarely on the other foot, when it comes to the tale of a crossdressing hero infiltrating the ranks of the other gender. Long shall I wait yet.