Even a Hippo Got #MeToo-ed!

ConstantChinner · 2018-08-09T20:27:53+00:00

How can you be sure which is the hippo though?

ollupoiss · 2018-08-09T20:27:38+00:00

The hippo probably thought she was one of his kind, assuming the picture of the whymin is the female it tried to rape.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-09T20:39:38+00:00

i'm quite sure this is a comedian goldmine

Vlad_the_imp_hailer · 2018-08-09T22:08:40+00:00

Is this for real?

PhantomCowboy · 2018-08-09T20:52:19+00:00

hippopotamacel

Emanresu_rouy_esoohc · 2018-08-09T21:06:19+00:00

That is right, only Alpha-Hippo are allowed to have sex with females. All the Beta-Hippo are creeps, time to Hippo-Up, get a job at the circus and leave your mothers pond!

king_of_the_potato_p · 2018-08-09T20:53:11+00:00

In the hippo's defense she's easy to confuse for one of it's own species.

K3ZH39 · 2018-08-09T23:51:03+00:00

Does this mean they can sue the owner of a dog if the dog humps their leg? The dog would’ve seen the woman to be the same species as him because she’s a bitch

NietzscheExplosion · 2018-08-09T21:50:24+00:00

To the front page of reddit please...

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-08-09T22:08:53+00:00

One of those faces looks gentle and kind, the other looks angry and tragic.

Willinbc · 2018-08-09T22:02:22+00:00

Oh god I love the internet.

Drugs110 · 2018-08-09T23:46:36+00:00

Can't it be that the poor hippo thought she was his mom?

daniel13324 · 2018-08-10T01:36:29+00:00

As amusing as the story is, it’s fake. The woman in the photo does have an interesting story though. She recently died in Belgium after being denied service (on account of her size and 400-lb weight) from every airline she went to in an effort to find a flight home to the US.

joker38 · 2018-08-10T07:04:29+00:00

It wasn't rape, but just mating from the perspective of the hippo.

kayfab · 2018-08-10T00:20:49+00:00

that is hilarious haahha family what you gonna do

CryingHappyMonkey · 2018-08-10T02:31:25+00:00

Both hippos should be returned to their natural habitat!

Diabloist337 · 2018-08-10T04:21:10+00:00

Zoo should issue the statement saying that they have given hippo a strict understanding that he should only try to mate with hippos that the zoo can afford to maintain.

Wolfy03-44 · 2018-08-10T04:58:36+00:00

"We're lucky she didn't eat the hippo"

Revorob · 2018-08-10T08:20:01+00:00

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

This made my day!

4kanthugz · 2018-08-10T09:25:14+00:00

Hippo is innocent.

c4engineer · 2018-08-10T01:12:12+00:00

That's hiphopopotamus

Byron_Blitzkrieg · 2018-08-10T02:02:50+00:00

Holy shit, poor hippo!

gone_my_way · 2018-08-10T02:57:54+00:00

She's going to need child support

Don_Floppino · 2018-08-10T07:32:02+00:00

Because that's the only believable story... that a fat animal was jumped by a Hippo.

Atton_Risk · 2018-08-10T08:56:44+00:00

Sounds like a privilege.

curiouslyengaged · 2018-08-10T13:41:26+00:00

It was an honest mistake on hippo's part

robowriter · 2018-08-10T14:09:07+00:00

animal abuse

ChosenByTheBikeGod · 2018-08-10T13:53:56+00:00

this is too funny

LeafFan1990 · 2018-08-10T04:16:35+00:00

I think you cunts are a little bit heartless.

Sure everyone has an obligation to "look after" themselves..

But most really obese people tend to have early childhood issues like incest and really fucking shitty parents.....

So if your incapable of helping them to help themselves, shut the fuck up.....

Title	Even a Hippo Got #MeToo-ed!
Author	IronLyon77
Upvotes	409
Comments	52
Date	August 9, 2018 8:25 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9603mi/even_a_hippo_got_metooed/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/even-a-hippo-got-metoo-ed.512643 https://theredarchive.com/post/512643

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