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[–]Three-Legged-Fox113 points114 points115 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Women don’t want a carfax on their vaginas. “I was going to purchase it but the VagFax shows that it had been used as a rental.”
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s called the Hoefax
[–]jrpark0518 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Show me the Hoefax!"
:D
[–]JustWanderful39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And if she's a single mom with kid/kids, the VagFax would read:
"Has been totaled".
[–]BullTopia24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These hoes have had more cock, before the age of 15, then most porn-stars see in their lifetime.
[–]MarzMonkey16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's because porn-stars fuck the same few dudes (the male porn stars) whereas hoes literally have different dick every week.
[–]DicamVeritatem3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
VAGFAX! I love it! Every time a man bangs a new woman, just enter it on Vagfax.com or use the convenient phone app!
Great way of gaining data on new prospects - once all guys participate, you’ll know who/where/when, N count approximation, etc.
What’s not to love?
[–]RottingMan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DickFax - on average 2-3 previous owners
VagFax - on average 25 previous owners
[–]Parrotman0141 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Really? Men need "carfax"?? Seriously?
Show me the hoefax first.
[–]DKS618 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Show me the HoeFax
[–]beatles-lover29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
As a man, I would have no problem with a system where everyone had to disclose their relationship history to potential partners. I think it would be mainly women who would object to such a system.
[–]magicmikefx8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's precisely why it was one sided.
[–]beatles-lover6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would guess she never even gave it any thought. Sadly, at a subconscious level, women see men as utilities to be used and discarded.
If you are buying a car, it would never even occur to you that the car might reasonably want to know about you as a potential driver. In the same way, I doubt it ever occurred to this woman that in a carfax type situation, she would have to disclose her history.
To be sure, there exist women with enough intellectual horsepower to grasp the concept of "you show me yours and I show you mine," but subconsciously, that's not what they are feeling.
[–]magicmikefx3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. How dare you try to hold a woman accountable to her pitiful decisions. I believe the cry heard around the world is "slut-shaming".
[–]WestLake19840 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep because most western women have taken more pricks than a second hand dart board by the time they are 25.
[–]beatles-lover0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And even if they don't, they cheat, use, and manipulate at least as much as men do.
[–]SphincteralAperture21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That guy sure pulled his punch. Could've said something like "women should come with a report card on how many guys they've fucked" or "women should come with tag that states what they bring to the table aside from used roast beef vags."
[–]MrMagtow9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
^ this was my thought. Pretty quickly we'd find out what the limit of thirsty betas actually is.
Also, should include STD/STI information.
[–]buildthewallalready16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Dayum son, where you find this?” 💀💀
[–]markus_brutus6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This product may cause severe wealth loss, depression, headaches and energy drain.
[–]Zikuhan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Consult a doctor if simptoms persist
[–]jbslol7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one is really funny.
[–]Profitglutton3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d prefer women coming with an n count just to know the scale of whore being dealt with.
[–]user_miki3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and a vagina counter.How many got in.
[–]micestorff-3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and amount of STDS
[–]DreddNz3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Replace maybe with IS
[–]moneybeatslooks2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and wymyn with kilometers/men counter.
[–]FitCorner72 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women should come with an STI test
[–]samuel07931 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and health, too.
[–]PorkBomber1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're also hazardous to your mental and overall health.
[–]RedMeatTrinket0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd prefer a money back guarantee.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's already written in her face.
[–]jrpark050 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Message from the Comptroller General
[–]Kornstar040 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women wouldn't read it cause tingles
[–]jshcrw0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can see that happening on the 1st date..."can you show me your hoefax" 🤣🤣🤣
[–]ohyoullknowme0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This woman will make you feel like shit. Avoid, avoid, avoid
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