found this on Facebook!

MrMagtow · 2019-10-16T09:05:44+00:00

Man man = new Man('Adam');
Woman woman = new Woman('Eve');

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Unhandled Access Violation Reading 0x0000 Exception at 4048b9h in object "GardenOfEden::OnlyRuleToAdhereTo" -
Appending methods PainfulChildbirth SubmitToHusbandForHappiness DeathFromOldAge to Class Woman;;
Appending methods WorkToEat PutUpWithNaggingBitch DeathFromOldAge to Class Man;;
Existance::Dereference(GardenOfEden) Existence::GarbageCollect(GardenOfEden)
Existance::ModifyEarth(AllowHumansCompleteControl)

ChickneNuggetOreos · 2019-10-16T08:42:13+00:00

So fapping is superior

max-million · 2019-10-16T08:41:32+00:00

Dammit, I was trying to hold frame, but this shit is hilarious.😅

RudeCowFarmer · 2019-10-16T10:29:27+00:00

woman.getFat();

--man.money;

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2019-10-16T10:32:45+00:00

if (man.mgtow) return; #---clip 5000000 lines of messy spaghetti code

Mi91iwjw · 2019-10-16T13:00:21+00:00

Eeek.. Fuck this.

Start > Most used > Fap.exe

DangZagnut · 2019-10-16T11:33:58+00:00

OverflowException thrown in man.fap() @0x142514af

Yashugan00 · 2019-10-16T11:45:54+00:00

missed a golden opportunity to put a "Thread.currentThread.sleep(10*60*60*1000)

teslaistheshit · 2019-10-16T13:16:24+00:00

Code humor never gets old. Needs to be interfaces instead of classes but that's beside the point :)

lonewolf8986 · 2019-10-16T10:05:54+00:00

Love this!

OilHaulerND · 2019-10-16T12:06:13+00:00

if (woman.flirt()) { man.ignore(woman);} else { man.die-inside(); }

2019-10-16T13:46:15+00:00

The man.fap function has allot of other class references for sure! Probably uses Linq to Entities.

pkarlmann · 2019-10-16T17:37:28+00:00

while man.hasMoney() { women.spendMoneyForBS(); }

128bitworm · 2019-10-16T11:01:54+00:00

Woman is "Beatiful" ?!

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-10-17T04:38:12+00:00

bool cuckold = false;

Man man = new Man('Adam);

Man chad = new Man('Chad');

Woman woman = new Woman('Eve');

if (chad){

woman.cheats();

}

If (woman.isPregnant().Equals(chadBaby)){

woman.lies();

man.raiseBaby();

cuckold = true;

}

return cuckold;

2019-10-19T18:00:14+00:00

I have a question, should not the if flow control conditioning the man wealth be inside the proposal method?

public bool proposal (Woman woman) {

bool accepted = false;

if (man.isRich()) { //Assuming the man object is global

accepted = true;

man.insertInto(this.woman);

} else {

man.fap();

}

return accepted;

}

Title	found this on Facebook!
Author	souhayl630
Upvotes	108
Comments	24
Date	October 16, 2019 6:41 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dileku/found_this_on_facebook/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/found-this-on-facebook.649927 https://theredarchive.com/post/649927

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