This bitch was ending this relationship with me and I was like.. "Yeah, now that makes proper sense"

Her last words, mostly were "Get Married"

Not like I can't see you alone in your life, please get a partner.

More like...

That's the only revenge I can get, please for my last hope "Get Married" and then we will see who gets the last laugh.

Ha Ha Ha All the laughs are mine.