Went with some friends to a Spring football game.

We're enjoying the game and some girls sit down next to us, you know the type. Giant frame glasses, blonde, obnoxious.

One goes "Im hot, and I didnt bring anything to drink!"

Girl 2: I dont see a vendor, like, anywhere.

Girl 1: I shoulda got something at the gate

Girl 3: ask that guy over there if he can give you one of his drinks

The girl yells in my direction

"hey guy! hey!"

I look over at her, then slightly smile to bait her (girls love feeling like they can control you when they think they are above you)

"Do you guys like have any extra drinks? We ran out on the way here" she makes a fake sad face

I know my two bottled waters are out in the open and she can see them.

"Sorry maam. We don't. I'm so sorry."

At this point I'm no longer smiling, just staring at her condescendingly (think Zach Galifianakis sarcasm face)

I'm still staring as I pick up both of my water bottles, open both and drink them.

She "ughs" and goes "some guys are losers"

It ends there, but a white knight overheard, walked over offered her his soda.

"Oh, I dont drink sodas, but thank youuuu."

So what have we learned today? That our team looks pretty damn good, I'd say. Might attend some games this year.