Going to just leave this here.

lucasblake69 · 2018-07-31T18:34:54+00:00

I'd say it was worth it , if he actually nutted.

If not , well too bad, dude wasted his final moments for edging

luma65 · 2018-07-31T21:41:46+00:00

Pompeii and dump

801735 · 2018-07-31T18:25:14+00:00

I imagine Pompeii was quite the Disneyland of its time.

intentionally_vague · 2018-07-31T22:36:37+00:00

I seriously doubt that anyone in Pompeii was preserved in their pose upon death. The conditions buried, carbonized, and petrified the victims. Those three steps did not occur within seconds, but hours. When a person is seriously burned their muscle tissue stiffens and shrinks. Depending on where the burns are the most severe, this can lead to strange contraction patterns (rictus grins and people rocking in circles are the most common- some say Rasputin even sat upright when burned).

This dude was not masturbating. He's shriveled up. I imagine the ruins of his wood and stone house or the tons of ashes kept his torso from contracting.

I bet he was mortally terrified. A mountain that people very seriously worshiped had started growling and steaming for a couple days, then the loudest bang anyone had ever heard tore through the sky. You'd go look outside or something, and the glowing hot pyroclastic flow, over-pressure, and debris from your town would hit you at around 400 Mph. Maybe you'd have time to look away or get behind something. Doesn't really matter. You're not thinking about your dick.

Amnesia2508 · 2018-07-31T18:41:06+00:00

Didn't know pornhub was around back then. Addictions man.

IoSonCalaf · 2018-07-31T19:30:41+00:00

Not much has changed in nearly 2100 years.

Fearless_Ser · 2018-07-31T22:36:34+00:00

He was like:

"Fuck it, I'll rub one while everyone screams. I'll cum in so many mouths they'll choke to death. My cause of death will be priceless however"

Vaginal_Tissue_Balls · 2018-07-31T20:30:38+00:00

Pompeiing away i see

aBlindGeminiWhisper · 2018-07-31T18:32:44+00:00

He was wasting his last time...

Ilunes · 2018-07-31T23:55:06+00:00

So if CE replaces AD, what replaced BC if CE goes on the assumption that there's no Christ? How does CE even exist if there's no BC?

ManIsWalking · 2018-08-01T01:17:52+00:00

Being caught dead with my dick in my hands is legit one of my biggest fears.

NotLuceBree · 2018-08-01T03:14:18+00:00

Pumpeii...

pipre23 · 2018-08-01T03:14:27+00:00

he's not masturbating hes dead and just happens to have his hand on his crotch

Icantw8 · 2018-08-01T03:21:57+00:00

Even Pompeii got rule 34'd

Bystroushaak · 2018-07-31T23:49:41+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgbi_e41K4Q

Title	Going to just leave this here.
Author	jamesebstuart79
Upvotes	238
Comments	42
Date	July 31, 2018 6:22 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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