Hard pass...

RunawayGrain · 2018-09-24T16:46:29+00:00

"Dear Nice Guy, I Haven't Heard From Chad For a Few Months Now.

A tumbleweed just blew out of my vagina, so I need to secure myself financially. Anyone up for it? Hello?"

Vidar34 · 2018-09-24T16:54:59+00:00

Oh, FFS this thing again?

Dear used up old cock carousel rider.

You are a liability that I can't afford, and not just in the financial sense. Who knows what sort of undesirable organisms are hitching a ride in your undercarriage from the multiple dozens of men you fucked before you properly vetted them for suitability for anything other than fucking. Now, I won't call you a whore; in my country a whore knows how to have sex safely, how to use contraceptives effectively, and how to get tested for STDs on a regular basis. You don't. In case you didn't pay attention during that last bit: I find prostitutes more respectable than you. Have a nice day.

blackberryx · 2018-09-24T16:46:31+00:00

Reminds me of an ex who now has decided to date “boring” men because she can’t handle 200k+ in debt all on her own.

CryingHappyMonkey · 2018-09-24T20:37:25+00:00

Dear Narcissistic Woman,

When I was young I didn't make much money and had not yet achieved much success in life. I was shy and inexperienced, maybe a bit nerdy. But I've grown a lot since then. I have a great job that pays well. Through hard experience I've gained confidence in myself. Today, I know what I want in life and I know that I can accomplish those goals! I guess you could say that years ago I wasn't ready for a young beautiful woman, but I am ready today. The thing is, you're no longer a young beautiful woman and I really don't have any use for you. Good luck with your life.

drizztdourden420 · 2018-09-24T18:30:47+00:00

One line in article: "It’s time for me to learn what its like to have someone to FALL BACK on when I feel weak." (Emphasis mine)

Remember, nice guy, you're a fall back. Any time another bad boy makes her think she's got a chance with him, she's gone. LOL.

The interesting thing is that guys her age have learned to not be nice guys, because they see it doesn't count for shit with women. So they learn to be 'bad boys' or whatever, and when her priorities change she realizes that her actions, along with every other girl her age, has helped to disappear any nice guys that there actually were.

Now, they're either bad boys or MGTOWs who no longer will commit, at least legally, to a formal, long term relationship.

rebuildingMyself · 2018-09-24T19:26:25+00:00

"Dear Nice Guy, here's a picture of a chick way thinner than me hanging out with my version of a Nice Guy: tall as shit and has the balls to grab my ass in public. While I was riding the cock carousel with even taller guys than that, I gained a shitload of weight and baggage. Meanwhile, you patiently kept working on yourself, your career, and your bank account. I'm ready to settle for your puny 6'2 ass now!"

Zombocom1911 · 2018-09-24T19:23:06+00:00

you're too loose now and I can't feel a thing. Somehow, you honestly expect a lifetime of financial slavery in exchange for that? REALLY????

Gordon-G · 2018-09-24T19:51:51+00:00

She is used and abused...I’ll pass !!

beastmodeking · 2018-09-24T23:52:11+00:00

she's ready for her beta bux...

LimousineLibtard · 2018-09-25T01:00:00+00:00

Enjoy your cats, bitch!

batfish55 · 2018-09-25T01:22:33+00:00

What's the line? If she won't give you her best years, you're not obligated to take her worst years? Have a little self respect, boys.

NietzscheExplosion · 2018-09-24T21:53:47+00:00

Wow that guy is sure tall....

42Number · 2018-09-24T23:07:48+00:00

here’s the article

TaticalPants · 2018-09-25T01:28:20+00:00

I read the article. It’s pretty funny. The narcissism is outrageous. You can tell the woman hit the wall and fails the dick stacking test yet still thinks she worth something. It’s really funny.

aelfric · 2018-09-25T03:57:24+00:00

Dear Skank,

Pass. Maybe Chad will take you in?

No? Too bad, so sad.

Enjoy your cats.

NiceGuy

VenetianCares · 2018-09-25T04:18:16+00:00

this logic would be fine....IF WOMEN AGED LIKE MEN.

the fact they wise up when they drop 3 SMV points and look like they just spent 3 rounds boxing with Mike Tyson is what annoys me. they are not into nice guys because they learned maturity or compassion or want a real love, they are FORCED into beta bux because they lost their looks. believe me, any girl that is able to avoid the wall into her 30's will act like a dumb 19 year old until it hits. as long as they have sway with their looks, they act like dumb cunts.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-09-25T08:51:31+00:00

Posted by LewisCross

Translating "Dear Nice Guy, I'm Ready For You Now"

Go read Dear Nice Guy, I wasn't ready for you before - but I am now. And then come back here. I'll fisk it for you so you can see what is really being said here.

Dear Guy I'm Not Sexually Attracted To and Had Never Before Noticed and Would Never Have Given the Time of Day To 10 Years Ago, I'm Now Ready to Settle for You

Dear Sexually Unattractive Guy I Really Don't Want to Touch with A Ten Foot Pole, But Will Because I Really Need a Husband Pretty Quick Before My Eggs Shrivel Up,

Ok, Ok, I'll give you a chance. I dated bad boys because they were hot, I really really liked them jackhammering the shit out of me, and I liked the occasional flashes of "fun" we used to have. Those guys were jerks, mainly because they wouldn't give me what I wanted, they wouldn't do what they said they'd do, and they cared only about themselves.

What I wanted was for one of those hot guys to soften up and offer me marriage, but only when I wanted and only when I was done with fun. And, well, I couldn't get one of them to do that. No one offered me marriage. And let me tell you, I am way, WAY pissed about that. I am full of rage and resentment about that. Someone's gotta pay for that.

You will pay for that. I will make you pay for that, if you believe the lies I tell you.

I learned a lot from those bad boys. I learned how much I like sex with hot guys. I learned how to use those hot guys. I learned the best I could how to avoid getting used. I learned how to use my body and pussy to manipulate men into doing what I wanted and give me shit I want.

I learned about you nice guys too. I learned how incredibly easy you are to manipulate and control when a cute girl throws some pussy your way or gives you a pity BJ. I learned how stupid you all get. I learned I can get you to do literally anything I want with some sex, withholding sex, and emotional outbursts.

You will part with so fucking much money it isn't even funny. You'll sign your entire lives over to someone with a pussy like a leather purse. You'll take all manner of abuse from us, just for the chance to sniff our panties. And you'll do it all for a woman who hates you. We tell you we love you and care about you -- AND YOU FOOLS BELIEVE IT.

So, yeah. I'm now ready to date you. But first, you put everything you've got on the table. Commitment, bank accounts, real estate, your future income, whatever. Put it on the barrelhead, sucker. I need to evaluate it to see if it's worth it.

It's time for me to learn what it's like to have someone to fall back on when I don't want to work anymore. It's time for me to make a guy open up to me while I put my walls up and make you bang your head against them. Those guys hurt me so much, there's no way I'm ever letting you in. But I'll let you believe you can get in by dolloping out some sex now and then.

It's time for me to get a guy to give me shit without me having to have sex with him. Its' time for me to make a nice guy give me everything, while I give him only what I want to give, which will soon dwindle away to nothing.

I want to know what it's like to have a guy at my beck and call whom I can abuse with impunity. I want to know what it's like to be able to count on a guy's bank accounts. While I know love isn't safe, I know a nice guy's commitment is; and when I'm done with it, I can still get half his money.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I LOVE LOVE LOVE those bad boys. In fact i'll still fuck one or two on the side, but you will never know that. I'm a woman and I have needs and you just can't give me the sexual healing I need.

I understand myself so much better now after being with bad boys. I know that the only guys who really rev me up are bad boys and I am NOT giving them up. I'm just ready to get commitment from you, and get the occasional pussy pounding from the bad boys that I keep talking about even as I am extolling all your virtues. But I am over those bad boys. Yes I am. Uh huh. That's why I keep talking about them. So over them. Yep yep yep. Over. Over. Bad boy... over...me Bad boy over me....!!!!!!

So I promise you this, Nice Guy: I'll care about you until I get that ring and the date. And then once we're married, I will shit on you night and day. You'll work your ass off to support me, and it'll never be enough. You'll be unfailingly kind to me, while I verbally, emotionally, mentally, and sometimes physically, abuse you. And the best part is that you'll think it's "normal" and you won't do shit about it, because this is the best pussy you've ever gotten, and we both know it.

so I guess all that's left to say is.....

Are you ready for your assraping and life of misery?

2018-09-24T19:34:52+00:00

Guy trying to compensate by reaching in her pocket, not fooling anyone

DWShimoda · 2018-09-24T21:28:40+00:00

"[...] I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me..."

"and I loved how they slapped my ass and called me their little 'slut-hoe bitch', especially when I was being a cum-slut, being passed around and sucking off a dozen getting gang banged, and spit roasted by Chad & Tyrone, particularly when Tyrone would butt-fuck me ... I loved it even better when they "flip-flopped" and forced me to lick my own shit off of Tyrone's massive cock; it was so big I used to almost gag on it when he face-fucked me... Oh, and [snip]"

Now don't you want me to be "mommy" to your childrenz? (I mean you CAN afford to pay for IVF, right? Maybe even an "egg donor" if I need one?)

chuckfrank · 2018-09-24T23:32:33+00:00

Here's the follow up article, 8 days later.

FlexyPirate · 2018-09-24T23:57:08+00:00

Straight from the horse's mouth. Go monk.

2018-09-25T00:53:00+00:00

Dear skank, Fuck off.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2018-09-25T01:24:19+00:00

Women are mentally ill...all of them.

foomberry · 2018-09-25T01:36:52+00:00

Ughhhhhhhhhhh....

playfromgnuhurd · 2018-09-25T17:49:27+00:00

Dear girl I liked before,

Outta my fucking face, tyvm.

H1v3-m1nd · 2018-09-25T19:27:18+00:00

Dear girl I once loved with all my heart

I’ve already roped myself see you on the other side cunt

Title	Hard pass...
Author	reereeeees
Upvotes	288
Comments	43
Date	September 24, 2018 4:40 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9iji6t/hard_pass/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/hard-pass.486568 https://theredarchive.com/post/486568

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Translating "Dear Nice Guy, I'm Ready For You Now"