He did the math

treble-n-bass · 2017-12-13T01:26:19+00:00

Dick mathematics: arithmedick

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2017-12-13T01:15:00+00:00

Extra credit question:

Calculate the average MPG. Presume the mileage is the end-to-end distance of dick, and the fuel is based upon the average volume of ejaculate per session.

Do not count any mileage from electrified or hybrid vehicles in electric operating mode.

BonelessSkinless · 2017-12-13T03:04:41+00:00

this bitch could have a new type of STD mutated inside of her. lol

MadPreacher1AD · 2017-12-13T03:11:24+00:00

His math is wrong.

See Challenge Accepted: Dick by the Foot.

According to Popp's calculations at 31 sexual encounters a woman had 500 miles run through her. Using his math, it's actually much, much worse. She's had 3,235 miles of cock run through her. She'd be so loose that she's make the Lincoln Tunnel jealous.

She's also had 32.25 gallons of cum inside and on her.

2017-12-13T02:00:12+00:00

He did the monster math

MGTOWtoday · 2017-12-13T04:01:52+00:00

Hoes are for one night stands. They are not for relationships.

Kaitoku_Not_Found · 2017-12-13T04:08:13+00:00

This is why we should(ve) paid attention in math class.

hodltaco · 2017-12-13T06:08:13+00:00

Yoda knows his shit too. Homeboy found a planet with no women and was happy as a pig in mud.

thwml · 2017-12-13T04:50:43+00:00

Oh look, somebody copied a 4chan post.

WAFC · 2017-12-13T00:50:53+00:00

There probably was multiple times with 2 or more guys. So she wasn't banging new guys every week, so it's not as bad as he makes it to be.

Betamax69 · 2017-12-13T04:29:01+00:00

Or think of it this way n. If all the guys she had ever been with chartered a 30 person party bus, how many buses would you need? In this case 7 party buses or 3 full size charter buses.

SwissJAmes · 2017-12-13T13:44:33+00:00

One ex-boyfriend, sex once per week gives the same dick mileage.

XYZsolution · 2017-12-13T00:44:17+00:00

10.5 miles of dick, man, her vagina must be awfully loose.

fx20greg · 2017-12-13T02:59:42+00:00

Highway to Hell

Aledeus · 2017-12-13T04:29:48+00:00

Actually, school probably only goes for 273 or so days because of summer session/ break. But still

Davecantdothat · 2017-12-13T04:47:56+00:00

The length is only dependent on frequency of sex, not number of partners. Bad comparison.

Madxgoat · 2017-12-13T05:28:08+00:00

This is hilarious

DeathToTheZog · 2017-12-13T06:54:03+00:00

I wonder if she could drift around corners with them roastie lips?

jackS516 · 2017-12-13T10:47:07+00:00

i hope he sent that bitch packing

Luqueasaur · 2017-12-13T19:45:36+00:00

Imagine calculating how long this guy been's jerking off.

2 times a day x 100 thrusts x 11 inches x 6 years (2190 days) = 4.818.000 inches of his cock has been scrubbed in his hand.

Assuming he's a normal, healthy human being, this guy had scrubbed 75 miles of his cock. Talk about being fucking disgusting

MadPreacher1AD · 2017-12-13T20:09:02+00:00

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2017-12-13T23:47:22+00:00

So how much more mileage before she has to go to the surgeon for repairs?

gogetgamer · 2017-12-13T06:43:25+00:00

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Title	He did the math
Author	Rdt767
Upvotes	447
Comments	52
Date	December 13, 2017 12:31 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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