I am Groot

RationalMenWin · 2019-03-03T19:29:58+00:00

It was at this point he realized she was an idiot. Dodged a bullet.

801735 · 2019-03-03T19:21:17+00:00

LOL'd at the title more than content! Brilliant!

Seriously, think about some1 who cannot affect your life and is annoying and whatever the person says/asks/whatever to/of you, you simply "I am Groot." back. KEK ]=)

TheNewAge2147 · 2019-03-03T21:04:38+00:00

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alexmartini721 · 2019-03-03T19:42:41+00:00

F for all my fallen brothers

salvaje_mgtow · 2019-03-03T21:26:15+00:00

She is retarder 😂😂 at this point I wouldn’t even border after that.

rejac218 · 2019-03-03T21:42:15+00:00

Did you yes the Jedi mind trick on her?

I_am_Groot69 · 2019-03-04T00:14:43+00:00

happy mic day.

basedgringo · 2019-03-04T04:37:09+00:00

Too bad the person who took the screenshot is the woman... She knew.

TitsWobbleAwayTwice · 2019-03-04T01:57:15+00:00

She knows exactly what he meant. Follow the sub-communication. She’s not saying yes, but she’s also not saying no. If she outright rejects him she loses an orbiter. If she plays dumb until he gets the hint or goes away, then maybe she keeps him in orbit. This is the “no” without saying “no.”

Troxonater · 2019-03-04T01:31:07+00:00

r/badfaketexts

KratosSays · 2019-03-04T08:40:59+00:00

Maybe try dick-in-a-pizza-box approach next time.

Bartand · 2019-03-03T22:10:42+00:00

Ask her out again until she gets it but after asking 10 times maybe she is too dumb for you.

Title	I am Groot
Author	TVTestPattern
Upvotes	172
Comments	22
Date	March 3, 2019 7:19 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/awxe61/i_am_groot/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/i-am-groot.504447 https://theredarchive.com/post/504447

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