I Found a Unicorn

Fearless_Ser · 2017-04-16T00:22:31+00:00

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DThrillard · 2017-04-16T00:26:19+00:00

Yeah, course you have. Every mother fucker thinks their bitch is the exception to the rule and the magic fairy princess that queefs pixie dust.

So, MGTOW, how can I prevent my unicorn ever having the chance of becoming a bitch on wheels?

Oh, you're so fucked lmao.

rtmlex · 2017-04-16T01:40:13+00:00

Oh my sweet summer child... Shit test her. You'll see.

knxguy · 2017-04-16T02:17:48+00:00

My gf/wife/plate would never do that.

Said every divorced homeless man ever.

KenMastersThe4th · 2017-04-16T05:15:13+00:00

I found 1 too. We are probably dating the same woman.

Xlasingx · 2017-04-16T01:09:00+00:00

the reason they are referred to as unicorns, is because they don't exist.

..and as far as risk.. she could call the cops on you right now and claim any type of abuse, to include rape and guess what..? yes, you lose. game over. ..and thanks for playing.

this kinda falls under, don't piss off someone with a weapon. society has issued many weapons to women. ..and well, they get pissed off, from time to time..

you will find this out, sooner or later, best it be sooner..

my advice, cut all ties and walk away..

good luck..

silive · 2017-04-16T00:31:46+00:00

Sorry to rain on your parade but when in doubt, check the Briffault law of biology which governs ALL animals including humans. It proves pretty conclusively that what you've found is the same thing lots of stragglers dying of thirst see in the desert. In other words, a mirage: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1anu3q/briffaults_law/ Therefore, my plan would No to 3 Cs: No Commitment, No Cohabitation, No Children. No joint bank/credit card or ANY other accounts. If you keep it this way and she's reasonably attractive, you can expect her to be gone in under six months. That's because women are as loyal as their options and it seems pretty certain that someone will offer her better terms. Good luck & enjoy the ride while it lasts!

sukhoi_tractor · 2017-04-16T00:23:52+00:00

Read her texts, emails, FB/Insta/Snap messages. Find out if she ever had Tinder, POF, Badoo, etc. Tell her to take the lock off her phone. Pretend to be dead broke (squirrel away a few months of savings too). See what happens.

fickle_fuck · 2017-04-16T03:08:01+00:00

Keenangs, there is some good advice in here and some over the top advice. I too am in a relationship and there's a couple of bits that stick out... like what /u/silive said, stick with the 3 C's. Both my brothers are married with kids and pretty miserable. I pulled the trigger on a divorce years ago and while it was difficult for many years afterward, I couldn't be happier right now. Also Iike /u/GodzillaPenguin said, don't put her on a pedestal and be willing to walk away. I've dated quite a bit since my divorce and I've gotten a lot of ultimatums - marry me or we're through! I always show them the door. Remember there's nothing a woman can do for you that you can't already do. Can a woman change the oil, climb in the attic, or wire a light? Probably not. Can she weigh you down with a slew of physical, emotional, financial needs? You're god damn right she can. Have a relationship because it's nice to lay with a woman and enjoy her company, just don't be a slave like my brothers and so many other men.

DumbHeadCanon · 2017-04-16T04:49:43+00:00

Any other ideas?

Head back to /r/TheRedPill. They'll show you how to spin ALL the plates and hold the strongest frame and all the games you can play to keep her around.

Then, if she leaves you I'm sure lifting will help you with your child support.

shellbroth · 2017-04-16T01:17:23+00:00

She might be a unicorn for now, but as soon as she isn't in love with you anymore (meaning she found someone else) you are nothing to her anymore. And she will use everything the society provide her to put you in the ground.

Mini_Bot · 2017-04-16T03:16:01+00:00

Fuck her so hard that you make her a slave to your cock. /s

Major_Motoko · 2017-04-16T03:20:56+00:00

You poor optimistic fool.

mthrowaway52 · 2017-04-16T05:21:51+00:00

I found one too. At a con show. Someone had some cosplay of a rainbow unicorn that was on point. The back legs were even motorized and synced with the front ones so they looked real.

gods_bones · 2017-04-16T08:47:34+00:00

Just remember, unicorns go extinct. All you'll have after that is the decaying carcass.

owq · 2017-04-16T15:59:10+00:00

That's the same as asking how to prevent yourself from ever getting old... IMHO

EMPIRE_OF_THE_CLOUDS · 2017-04-16T19:02:59+00:00

Serious question, how long have you known this woman?

grogans · 2017-04-16T04:42:40+00:00

davismat91 · 2017-04-16T18:05:56+00:00

I had a unicorn once. Then a lawyer and a massive disaster to the end of a great start.

Enjoy your time with her is my advice but never be so far invested time,money,feelings that if she leaves tomorrow you are willing to sacrifice what you have get her back.

ManIsWalking · 2017-04-16T21:55:34+00:00

Stick her in a fucking box and don't let her have any contact with any other females and only be around males you can trust./s

There's no way to preserve that mentality, what's more is you must understand that if she's even attracted to you at all, she's showing her "best effort". She'll let the mask slip off once she gets comfortable with you.

Always keep women at arms length, and always have a few backups. That is how you maintain a happy relationship now days.

I Found a Unicorn

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Title	I Found a Unicorn
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Comments	67
Date	April 16, 2017 12:06 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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