Got an email on a site I forgot I was still a member on. I haven't met up with a woman (other than bars) for over two years now. I was amazed because she was attractive. I usually get old wrinkled up fatties (desperates). So we meet for coffee at Starbucks. First thing I notice is double D's and a slim waste. She's a paralegal (decent career). Never married, no kids, late 40's. Huge red flag. Bitch has been riding a bunch of lawyer cocks but could never nail one down or poke holes in the condoms. From Ohio. There is something in the water in Ohio. Bitches from there have no empathy. They wouldn't piss on you if your guts were on fire. All this going through my head as I'm sitting there listening sipping my coffee that she paid for (at least). I was glad when it was over. I even went outside and showed her my Harley Road Glide with a bitchin stereo system on her. I just wanted her to know I have no problems in the pussy department. She could be one of many. I wait 3 days and no contact. So I have a few beers and lets put a nail in this coffin. I text her we should do dinner and a movie. She texts back there was no chemistry and she will have to pass. One and done...thank God. The thing is if she would have said OK I would have said I was only joking and that wouldn't have been nice. So now my profile is off of that website. Fuck how did I forget about that?