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[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy131 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laughed.
[–]Long_Range_Shooter28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Just remember to roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
[–]FridgeCape14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Left me a mental image I’d rather not have thought about lol.
[–]Dberp 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/Miller-Milling-Hotel-and-Restaurant-Flour%2c-50-lbs.product.100293217.html
[–]Treeclimber31 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome!! Why does that sound so familiar?
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A classic expression! Ha ha. Always one of my favorites.
[–]LexGrom0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just remember to roll her in flour and go
[–]IncognitoMaster910 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha
[–]Aguyandamoose0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
[–]OneLoneSoul 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No...just no... no no no. I prefer to breath...
[–]joewhyit11 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yeah, I chuckled at that.
[–]TakuanNoho 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Throw in the towel, man!!!!!
[–]falselyaccusedguy234 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ya, that is awesome
[–]silive 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. The men who fuck with those sacks of potatoes, are asking for it. Pure evolution by natural selection motherfuckers!
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will admit that the shirt is funny
[–]gravelheart 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't work with swapped genders because women don't fuck fat men (because fat men are bad people and it has nothing to do with the way they look cos women are super awesome).
[–]OldFashionMarine1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They spelled pig wrong.....it's p.i.g. Not g.i.r.l.
[–]CrackingYs 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cultural reference and joke executed well = upvote
Go on a date with this fatass loser = LOL
[–]The_critical_writer1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dear fat girl we have the right to harpoon you and drain you for whale oil.
[–]SilverGryphon1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, I think I'll pass
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please die asap so the money that men put into the tax system isn't squandered on your unhealthy, unmotivated, privileged ass.
[–]Nino_BrownX1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Settle down George
[–]miapy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know sex is sex and our brain is a complex thing but I'm 100% sure I couldn't get hard with that hambeast in my bed. I just can't understand how some guys can date or even fuck that.
I remember seeing this on an episode of a "1000 Ways to Die". Sales man goes into the house. Things get kinky. He is skinny. She is a whale. They get to fucking. She goes on top..and passes out when she cums. Falls on top of him and well...the end. He couldn't breathe. He died. End end.
[–]atheist_terry_jones0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if all feminists had her sense of humor wed probably get along better.
[–]DirtyLawyerMan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow!
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[–]IncognitoMaster910 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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