Phone didn't work - "it doesn't like me"

Ran out of money on card - "debit card doesn't like me"

Cop writes you a ticket for the amount he or she is supposed to - "they must not like me"

Foot fell asleep - "my foot must not like me today"

Tossed something to garbage can and missed 3 times in a row - "the garbage can doesn't like me"

Fast food gave you diarrhea - "food doesn't like me"

Can't figure out how to use self-checkout and have to alert an employee - "this self-checkout doesn't like me"

TV remote has dead batteries - "remote doesn't like me"

Car has flat tire - "car doesn't like me"

Mirror has spots and smudges you created all over it - "this mirror doesn't like me"

With child, checking into hotel and they don't give you a rate they aren't authorized to give you - "they don't like us"

Climbing Mount Everest and have to stop to pee - "my bladder doesn't like me"

Gained 10 lbs in 6 months - "McDonald's doesn't like me"

Foolishly lost eye contact while distracted - "contacts don't like me"