It's funny because it's true

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-11-12T14:40:30+00:00

Theres even lamborghini ones if im not mistaken, which is how ferrari and lambo started out i believe.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-12T15:16:08+00:00

Storytime : When I was in high school, 4th year, my beloved math teacher was a farmer and his elder son was in my class. Solid guy, built like an oak but shy and gentle. He was often teased because he too was going to be a farmer. When some girls teased them about the new tractor they discussed having procured, the father explained the cost and suddenly the girls realized that yes, there WAS a lot of money in a farm. He got a girlfriend the next week.

hellrete · 2018-11-12T14:35:25+00:00

Well, the ROI on a tractor is fuking insane if used correctly. But thots will choose BMW, because status.

ILOVHENTAI · 2018-11-12T16:12:28+00:00

And a tractor is more useful than a BMW

DWShimoda · 2018-11-12T19:48:07+00:00

Dude said he owned a Lamborghini.

Wasn't lying.

Lyradex · 2018-11-12T22:15:54+00:00

This is why there are so many 10s hidden around the small towns in farmland in the midwest. The rich as seven kinds of hell farmers go out and bag trophy wives and bring 'em back to breed. My Uncle was one of those, when he finally gave up farming and sold it all off to retire he had well over 12 million just from sale of equipment, not even counting the land. People have no idea how much cash is sitting on your average farm.

North Dakota has always been a favorite state due to the crazy number of hotties to population ratio. I don't sleep around all that much anymore but I still enjoy scenery.

MieSelph · 2018-11-12T16:22:04+00:00

"She thinks muh tractor's sexay!"

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-11-12T14:54:34+00:00

And well, as a farmer your wife will have to wait till pension before the sweet money comes in. if as a farmer you sell your farm, you are gonna be rich.. only hard work till that time comes. Im from a farmer family, it's true.

mcros85 · 2018-11-12T20:20:14+00:00

Ok so I need to buy a tractor now to get women. Times have changed.

t353tfb · 2018-11-12T21:30:17+00:00

You have to read this is an Irish accent to make it funny.

Paddy goes to see Murphy at murphy's farm. Murphy is an Irish farmer and a fifty year old man, but for some reason he's dressed like rocky horror and he's rubbing his dick on The wheel of his Massey Ferguson.

Paddy says, "Murphy what you doing"

Murphy says, "I went see that marriage guidance feller in town and asked him what I had to do to get my wife to hav sex with me again. He said I had to do something sexy to attract her".

2018-11-12T21:46:13+00:00

This reminds me of the "Red Green" episode where Winston T. Rothchild III insists his sewage truck will pull the ladies because it cost over $80,000.

sukhoi_tractor · 2018-11-12T22:18:58+00:00

Thread theme

DJCHERNOBYL · 2018-11-12T23:08:17+00:00

God help them if they see the price tag on a new combine

Scheinwelt · 2018-11-13T10:28:06+00:00

Flies on shit... or is it shit on flies.

yourballstruckmyfoot · 2018-11-12T22:14:34+00:00

How did I stumble upon this sub? 77k incels jerking each other....and wondering why no one likes them. LMAO

EDIT: "We're not incels!" All of you need massive help:

[–]T0000009[S] 31 points 1 day ago It really is sad how repulsive females have become.

u/Holdoooo Even less so with girls, though I rarely even meet any. I see them on the streets and that's about it haha. I once had a girlfriend on college and it was a traumatic experience, I don't want to repeat that anymore.

It's funny because it's true

Comments

Wasn't lying.

Ayup.

BTW here's the same guy's "parody-rif" on the Bieber types.

Title	It's funny because it's true
Author	UseryMcNameface
Upvotes	519
Comments	59
Date	November 12, 2018 2:23 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9wef01/its_funny_because_its_true/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/its-funny-because-its-true.460542 https://theredarchive.com/post/460542