Joke thread

sadpandathrowaway76 · 2017-02-07T15:15:05+00:00

A brutal logic one.

Why girls wear high heels, make up and perfume?

Because they are short, ugly and they stink.

Mac290 · 2017-02-07T14:36:24+00:00

I posted this one the other day.

Adam is in the Garden of Eden. God calls down to Adam. "Adam. I want you to have a companion. She will fulfill your earthly desires. She will be nurturing, caring, and supportive. She will never nag you or make you feel less than. She will be a true partner in every sense of the word."

Adam says "That sounds great Lord!"

God says "It will only cost you one of your arms and one of your legs."

Adam responds "Oh. Well what can I get for a rib?"

kempff · 2017-02-07T19:05:00+00:00

Is Google male or female? Female, because it won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

How many strong and independent women does it take to change a light bulb? None. There's always a man around.

How is a dog better than a girlfriend? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and see which one will be happy to see you.

TVTestPattern · 2017-02-07T17:37:04+00:00

What's worse than having sex with your grandmother?

Going down on her and recognizing the taste of horse semen and realizing that's how she died.

HIGHLORDOFSHITSTAINS · 2017-02-07T12:06:30+00:00

You double posted. Delete one of them.

So.. a fag.. a jew.. a nigger.. a cracker.. a spick.. and a sjw walk into a bar..

And the bar tender yells.. "Ok who's offended!!??!"

The sjw raises her hand..

Then the bartender yells.. "Get the fuck out!!"

The sjw leaves and everyone had a great time.

Lol sucks i know.

LeadSlinger11 · 2017-02-08T05:53:12+00:00

My argument against speed zones near schools.. "If you can dodge a clothes hanger, you can dodge a car."

Title	Joke thread
Author	dumb_intj
Upvotes	12
Comments	11
Date	February 7, 2017 11:49 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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