Laughable Lady Logic

So I am at a service call, in the break room of a big box store. This 300+ pound lady comes in and grabs two Krispy Kreme donuts off the counter, then proceeds to make herself an ice cream float, because yah know its someones birthday, so now she is sitting there double fisting dounts and ice cream into her craw when in walks another employee sees what she is eating and says, "hey I thought you said you were gunna make a sandwich." To which this bitch replies... "I was but we were out of wheat bread and I don't eat white bread because I like to try and eat healthy." Then proceeded to shove the other half of the donut into her mouth.