Let's hear some good ones.

MXRNate77 · 2019-10-02T14:28:12+00:00

Jetta the Hut.

Lucius_Faust · 2019-10-02T14:31:34+00:00

I have VW Golf V.... and I call him "Golfie".

DarkDragonX123 · 2019-10-02T14:32:12+00:00

The “I’m in a bad mood so don’t take a picture of my car”

and

“you want to go on a date? “No” ok....“Is this your car?” Yes why? “Actually, let’s go on a date” nope. I don’t date gold diggers” supercar.

ExBariPlayer · 2019-10-02T15:01:24+00:00

I just call it Jimny. Because, surprise surprise, it's a Jimny.

Until I decide "fuck it, I'll make an itasha out of it"

allgood20991 · 2019-10-02T15:16:19+00:00

Altimatum

Zcuzz · 2019-10-02T15:47:37+00:00

I call mine "The Warhorse" because of all the splattered insects on the grill.

megachrispercent · 2019-10-03T00:48:31+00:00

My Ford Excursion is named Megatron after my favorite Transformer and because it's a friggin tank. Decked it out with Decepticon symbols and all.

Even better sign that name was meant to be is that I found the battery it first had was called a "Megatron." I love it, no matter how impractical women tell me it is.

GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2019-10-02T14:11:49+00:00

I got the Slutshamer sedan and the Awalt cycle.

TigPlaze · 2019-10-02T15:20:16+00:00

Delphine

CIAC50 · 2019-10-02T16:01:35+00:00

Car.

selfism_mike · 2019-10-02T17:08:09+00:00

Only on special occasions. If it gives me trouble I call it a "piece of shit". Otherwise there is really no intimacy between us, but I guess you are free to do with your car whatever you wish. I just hope her trunk gets you off.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-10-02T17:11:44+00:00

My old & reliable white car I called, "Whitey Tighty" , my black car is called "Brujo" (Spanish for Male witch).

fagotgreenflem · 2019-10-02T19:10:36+00:00

My car kind of named itself. The A was fallen off in Silverado when I bought the truck. So I added a "Mr." in front. And that day "Mr. Silver Do" was born.

6stringfreedom · 2019-10-02T19:43:34+00:00

Heidi cause it’s german, high maintenance and white on the outside /black on the inside.

Joehockey1990 · 2019-10-02T21:02:55+00:00

My uncles grey Jeep is named Flipper because he's rolled it so many times.

uknoUto · 2019-10-02T14:50:36+00:00

Used to have the “omg you have a bmw, can I get a ride” and now I got the “infinti and thot be gone”

DekkerDavez · 2019-10-02T15:52:43+00:00

I have old '98 EU spec compact Corolla. It has similiar headlight as those Scooby Imprezzas had. But I have no name for it.

UnholyPrognosi · 2019-10-02T17:36:04+00:00

Chrysler on a cross.

11er33 · 2019-10-02T18:32:39+00:00

anoynomuzz · 2019-10-02T21:56:28+00:00

VIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEER (i can't drive yet but i want one)

ibonek_naw_ibo · 2019-10-03T03:44:28+00:00

The SVT MGTOWbra

mercadogarca · 2019-10-03T05:29:13+00:00

My black Mustang is "Pequeño Bandido"

IntellegoTheTrue1 · 2019-10-03T12:17:16+00:00

Sd.Kfz. 252

Taurad34 · 2019-10-03T13:58:18+00:00

The Unforgiven

Title	Let's hear some good ones.
Author	GoMake_me_a_sandwich
Upvotes	20
Comments	27
Date	October 2, 2019 2:10 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dcaq5y/lets_hear_some_good_ones/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/lets-hear-some-good-ones.651696 https://theredarchive.com/post/651696

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