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[–]William_A_Bishop3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh god, this is even worse than fucking eowyn. "I am no man".
At least in the books, merry's sword was designed to kill wights which is why him stabbing the witch king in the back of the leg unbound the spells holding him to middle earth. But they erased all of that in the movie.
Fuck, shakespear even subverted this in the Scottish play, with the whole "not of women born" thing.
[–]notyetcosmonaut1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m very glad to now know that scene is just movie nonsense and wasn’t actually in the Tolkien books.
[–]William_A_Bishop0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean it sorta happened, but merry stabbed the witch king as she lay helpless with her shield arm smashed iirc
[–]user_miki2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gross.So will not see captain Marvel another SJW masterpiece.
[–]JamesOJames 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Brie Larson looks like she had some extensive photoshop done in that picture because in every other appearance she looks nothing like Captain Marvel and more like an uglier Sigourney Weaver mixed with Ronda Rousey.
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she's hitting the wall imo
[–]JamesOJames 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even though she’s still in her youth she looks pretty bloated and “dead” in the face in some recent pictures (especially in that picture of her as Carol Danvers wearing the flight helmet), I can’t even imagine what she will look like when she truly hits the wall.
[–]Futureman9992 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
There's something so basic about her. It's not that she's ugly exactly, just boring. Like a legal secretary somebody left out in the rain
[–]anongogogo1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wrong actress and idea for the movie. It's just gonna be a shitshow about girl power.
[–]Papa_Barsuk0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanos must be wishing he was one of the 50% that vanished when these clucking hens turned up.
Me too Thanos. Me too!
[–]BlueRaspberryDragon1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm really out of touch on things like this, but aren't actors supposed to be really attractive?
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she's hitting the wall imo
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