Lol

Cristi_Tanase · 2018-12-17T15:54:44+00:00

Simple, easy, effective.

Even more, in countries that have the shitty cohabitation laws, you can choose to declare any of your male friends as the sole cohabitant/partner, and just forget to tell the scumbag girl that tries to rip you off in court.

Later on, when she files for some kind of money because she shared a roof with you, you just say, my sole cohabitant was this dude, as I am gay.

rockorbe2002 · 2018-12-17T18:07:53+00:00

Didn't Adam Sandler and Kevin James do that already?

allgood20991 · 2018-12-17T20:36:05+00:00

Til your friend goes full simp or gets a sex change and divorce rapes you after the prenup gets overturned and spends it all on a THOT

Harrybud07 · 2018-12-17T17:43:02+00:00

Sounds too complex and difficult.
Almost as difficult as gender identity.

Anyone know what the final count for gender identity is yet... or is it still 2 ?.

a stick and a hole, how did it get so complicated?.

Vaginal_Tissue_Balls · 2018-12-17T15:38:08+00:00

He’s gonna need those 12 languages when he’s selling hats in Times Square

BitcoinBoffin · 2018-12-17T22:38:10+00:00

I used to do this with parking tickets. I lived in a town with double jeopardy laws (cant be charged twice for the same offence.) Parking legally cost $20 a day. I'd just park in an out of the way spot & stick to current $60 ticket under the wiper each day until it was due in 30 days time.

PapaSmegma69 · 2018-12-17T20:52:38+00:00

Take it a step further. Use all this gender identity bullshit and claim you identify as two spirits. Claim you’re married and in cohabitation with yourself.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-12-18T03:19:23+00:00

That's actually not a bad idea, I mean, you'd really have to trust the guy but there's nothing the law could do about it. Best part, you could accuse them of homophobia if they said anything about it.

urban3879 · 2018-12-17T19:34:24+00:00

Nah , I'll stay single and keep everything anyways . You do you though .

underrated_kawasaki · 2018-12-18T00:37:17+00:00

Why do all that when you can just avoid bitches and all the bullshit that comes with them in the first place :)

ThirstySasquatch · 2018-12-18T01:01:18+00:00

I prefer the old classic motto my army buds and I used: "Improvise, adapt, overcome"

It was actually a slogan generated by the military, but we used it as a parody whenever we had kit deficiencies, non existing kit, terrible morale, etc. Turns out, those things were fairly often.

mrHappyPotatoe · 2018-12-18T03:08:25+00:00

Fuck this is brilliant.

ILoveJuices · 2018-12-18T13:58:49+00:00

Holy shit. The bronup loophole to de facto marriage. Fucking genius.

Title	Lol
Author	amwfhunter
Upvotes	310
Comments	36
Date	December 17, 2018 3:17 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a70nrd/lol/
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