Simpy guy comes to the door collecting money for a girl charity to offer ‘equal opportunity and protection’

Simpy: Did you know 1 out of 4 homeless people is a woman?

Me: Doesn’t that mean 3 out of 4 homeless are men? Sounds like they could use help too.

Simpy: Infant girls can’t protect themselves against genital mutilation

Me: circumcision is state sanctioned mutilation performed exclusively on males. Sounds like they can use some help there too

Simpy: Under age sex trafficking is out of control

Me: an 8 - 10 year old boy or girl would both be helpless in an abduction situation. Maybe focus on sex trafficking in general instead of a particular segment of the population? Doesn’t seem fair otherwise.

Simpy: Women don’t have the same opportunities as a man but are more emotionally stable.

Me: if I was stuck in a fire, I would want a 250 lb man helping me out, not a 115 lb woman that can’t carry an 80lb hose let alone me!

Me: I’m happy to help out disadvantaged PEOPLE, not an ill-conceived attempt at political correctness. Come back once you figure out how to help everyone equally.

What is wrong with people?