Made a post on r/AskReddit. The post was titled “Men, what is it about women that makes you glad you aren’t one?” This was in response to a crazy popular post with the genders reversed, which had all these women trash talking men.

Unsurprisingly, my post got very little traction, and I don’t think I got more than 15 comments.

15 days go by, and I get a response to the post, which I had long since forgotten about. This SIMP is naturally asking me why I hate women so much. I’ve got nothing better to do, so I naturally respond with something along the lines of, “I don’t hate women, I just don’t see why they should be getting special treatment.”

And then he declares that he has gone through my post history, and has seen how much I hate women. At this point, I am marveling at this absolute SIMP of a man, who has nothing better to do with his time than browse someone’s personal Reddit history, in order to call them out on something!

And they call us the neck-bearded basement dwellers.

After ridiculing him for doing this, I silenced my phone and focused on my actual life, wherein I was actually working on running a semi-successful DND campaign for a few friends. Hours pass, and the game ended well, binged anime for a few hours with a girl I am very carefully vetting for status as possible wife. (Because while I am very aware of what can happen, a house and a wife still sounds nice. I’m gonna make her wait 8 years or so while I get my PHD, then we’ll see how loyal she is.)

Anyways, I check my phone, and besides all the comments on a post I made about Ms Monopoly, there is another comment from the same guy, still ridiculing me on how much I hate women. I was laughing so hard at how much hate I had generated from this one dude. At how much he despised me. He hated this so much that he was responding to me long after I had left!

I wrote up a quick thing about how disappointed I was in him, and how this has become a waste of my time to moment he started stalking me. I then immediately had to come share this experience with you guys. This was quite possibly my favorite thing to ever happen to me on Reddit!