Me, telling my cousin about that girl who lied about Neymar being a predator

"well, if a guy wants to avoid all that, he should just keep it in his pants!"

While this is indeed sound advice, I couldn't resist coming back with

"good point. By the same token, women shouldn't worry about all those new abortion restrictions because, ya know—they should keep it in their pants!"

Safe to say, she wasn't too happy with that...