It's 6:35am. I haven't gone to bed (I'm playing fallout 4 again) and I'm gmow, but my neighbors aren't.

And both their bad decisions came to a head tonight/this morning. Between 4-6am.

I live in a gated community where the homes are one giant unit and carved up.

Neighbor #1: has this "business" where he recycles a TON of old cans and drives out to "california". Now this isn't my neighbor. My neighbor is an old white lady I've spoken with, nice car. Ok lady.

This DUDE she lets stay in her place! and she is only around once a month. So now this dude gets BORED (not a job) and decides to crunch cans because - last month, he made over $1000 dollars!!

So he's up all hours of the night (so am I) blasting his "would you fuck me, I'd fuck me music" which I easily ignore. I grew up in New York City. I know all the words to rap albums I've never bought or even listened to. So to each their own.

But NOW he ups the ante. He gets the "IDEA" to up production by creating a network of FEMALE hobos AND THEIR BICYCLE RIDING HOBO CHADS (I Shit you not) to bring him cans.

Um.. yeah, bringing transients to a house that isn't even yours at all time of night is a sucky decision.

Tonight it came to roost.

Neighbor 2 is actual some single mom family. Some fat ugly white girl, herself a single mom, her single mom sister, and her single, no kid having brother who I found out works in my job. He's cool. Single moms be single moms.

Until Racing Car Mechanic Chad comes in. He bangs one of the single moms and "Takes Root". doing the family thing and ESTABLISHES A RACING/GARAGE in her garage. TOOLS AND ALL. All manner of the day cars coming to get a radio installed or some LEDS put on. I say nothing. Again, New Yorker. But its a shit decision. I was home when one unhappy customer threatened to call the police, and he and the girl got in a big PUNCHING fight.

Stupid things coming. did they GTOW? No.

4 am - I'm putting power armor guards outside my castle, and BOOM, BOOM, from the shared wall, THUNKITY THUNK. He's usually messy loud, but this is different. BOOM BOOM. BOOOM. I'm thinking to Grab the Shotty and go explain how to be a neighbor, and that this shit is over.

I hear the Air Assisted brakes of a BIG TRUCK. I look out side. AMBULANCE. That BOOM, BOOM, BOOM? His Ass and Skull getting Rocked by his transient CHAD and HIS HOES. Stupid.

I wonder if He'll ever do that shit again, or If he died. Dunno. Castle needs more water purifiers.

Neighbor 2. 6am. Finally finish the castle. Boom, boom, BOOM! Coming from outside.

WTF? Really?

I look outside. Racing Chads Single Mom GF is Taking a Belt and Buckle to Chad's racing Subaru and WONT STOP. He's trying to stop her, BUT HE AINT TOUCHING HER. HE's HOLDING HIS HEAD, TRYING TO REASON WITH HER. She won't listen. He GOES TO ESCAPE. Dives for the car BUT SHE JAMS THE DOOR OPEN WITH HER BODY and manages to sit in the car. Won't get out. Screams at the top of her lungs like hes killing her. Neither have shoes on.

I have BEEN THERE. I got my phone to start filming so WHEN the cops show up, he might have a leg to stand on. The sun rising fired right into the camera and I couldn't get anything. Oh WELL, better luck next time. Single Mom must have seen me because she LET HIM take that shit right inside after that.

No, I don't live in a trailer park either.

So wow, what a night.

Gotta go.

Sanctuary is under attack. Again. Something about having 999 water.

Now before you think I live in a hole I don't. This place WAS wonderful, till the HOA ran off with the money, and then the security LEFT, and the bike cops were cut. Then the rabble comes in to use the pool.

Sigh. All my good neighbors left. And It's still quiet on my block, EXCEPT FOR MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS.

Keep it movin'