Only your best comebacks please

MichaelSkarn_FBI · 2018-12-06T22:44:02+00:00

Women joking about men’s depreciating value? Rather ironic.

The_Stumper · 2018-12-06T22:42:33+00:00

Go with the classic.

“Men age like wine, women age like milk.”

jgoobs · 2018-12-06T22:40:21+00:00

Dating women in their 20s is like dating the 90 other dudes she’s sucked dick in exchange for an Arizona. Dating women in their 30s is like dating cat ladies that reminisce about the “Good old days” Dating women in their 40s and beyond is like dating a broke, worthless troll

MadPreacher1AD · 2018-12-06T22:47:20+00:00

Dating men in their 20s is baby sitting

You would know because you still haven't mentally matured beyond 14 years old.

Dating men in their 30s is community service

Dating you in your 30s is welfare.

Dating men in their 40s and older is just giving away pussy for free

In your 40s you will be all alone with your boxed wine and cats because women half your age will get all the attention. You will be invisible.

BroJack22 · 2018-12-07T01:17:37+00:00

"Excuse me waiter, there's a fat cunt in my soup"

lonewolfsigma8917 · 2018-12-07T00:59:07+00:00

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andreas-mgtow · 2018-12-07T02:11:23+00:00

Silence. Ignore completely. Don't even look in their direction. Women crave attention.

nhendren23 · 2018-12-07T02:06:42+00:00

That attitude disqualifies you from getting my millions. Enjoy your cats.

dave11686 · 2018-12-07T01:32:05+00:00

Dating women in their 20s, if you're lucky, you've found someone who has graduated college and has landed a decent job. More likely than not you find someone with a shitty/no job that has no direction in their life, they just want Prince Charming.

Dating women in their 30s, the pickings are really slim. Most have settled down, when you count out the single moms out there.

I can't imagine 40s any better.

lasolas77 · 2018-12-07T02:00:41+00:00

Women are like cars, from the moment you get in they start to go down in value.

thxnwy · 2018-12-07T04:33:13+00:00

Who cares? Go your own way and completely ignore them. Don't show any reaction, emotion or interest. They want to be snarky bitches? Let them and ignore them.

DemonGroover · 2018-12-07T04:59:16+00:00

Laugh obnoxiously, roll around on the ground in front of them pounding the ground as if you have heard the best joke ever. Then stand up give them a dollar tip and leave.

cafeorange · 2018-12-06T23:51:30+00:00

•Dating women in their 18s is like jerking with new bank note and thrown into trash

•Dating women in thier 20s is like jerking with bank note circulate for 2 years and thrown into trash

•Dating women in their 30s is like jerking with bank notes that is full of bacteria and dirty stuff by all kinds of people

•Dating women in their 40s is like jerking with bank notes and your dick rot like a banana left for days

○ Just for the lols guys, not serious.

lasolas77 · 2018-12-07T02:02:11+00:00

"So that's why you ended up looking like a lesbian?"

easternhermit · 2018-12-07T09:58:34+00:00

dating 20 year women is riding a neighborhood bicycle
dating 30 year old women is riding a town bus
dating 40 year old women is riding a inter-state train

Scimiturds · 2018-12-06T22:39:12+00:00

"idgaf"

ApeGoesBananas · 2018-12-07T15:53:40+00:00

So then, do you only fuck 10 year olds?

c-n-s · 2018-12-08T02:15:14+00:00

I'd have come back and said "Sweetheart, we all know you give nothing away for free, let alone pussy"

Only your best comebacks please

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Title	Only your best comebacks please
Author	pxdwvogi
Upvotes	29
Comments	25
Date	December 6, 2018 10:35 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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