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[–]riitguy51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Conversation doesn't interest her. Too busy getting her insides rearranged by jerks named Chad.
[–]tharbelosers[S] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are right. Nonething wasn’t a typo, it is Chad’s name.
[–]ieatyakass2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So fucking true
[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
What is this garbage? Doesnt matter who I'm texting, I'd have stopped replying after the "yeah i think it would be." People who text like this are boring as hell. If you expect me to have a conversation with you over text, you have to give something to work with. Otherwise fuck off.
[–]Different_Vehicle35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Overinflated selfworth based on the 100s of guys she already matched with
[–]ElectricalTradition812 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I'd leave it hanging right there for an hour and then reply "yep, it sure would" and a whistle emoticon. Either she'd block me or send the address and I'd go fuck 'er
[–]tharbelosers[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I will post results shortly.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just reply to the last message with "Pity", leave her to stew for a bit and see whether she blows her top or starts hamstering.
[–]Living_0utside1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well? Did you stir the porridge?
[–]tharbelosers[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She hasn’t responded yet. Anything I should add?
[–]Living_0utside3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd delete that app, tbh. All I ever got from online dating was an ex wife and a child support bill.
[–]tharbelosers[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got the snip so I could chad them hos. Like Project Pat said...
[–]Living_0utside3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't tell them you got snipped. See how long it takes for one of them to inform you you're gonna be a dad.
Then, when she does, silently go and get the printout of the test results that shows you're shooting blanks and hand it to her.
Record it and post it here if you can.
[–]tharbelosers[S] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Let me show you the other 800 women I am talking with who keep doing this shit. “I just want to talk to someone.” Then “yeah...Ok.”
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
push for a phone number in the first 3 message. if she doesn't give it, she's not interested.
then you do basic qualification on her craziness level over text.
then you don't even get drinks, meet her in the park and go for a walk, or get her to come over to your rooftop or something that's basically free (maybe you bring a 34 cent bottle of water).
if she's interested in you rearranging her insides, she'll be receptive to you under these conditions. if she's not receptive, it means she's not interested and she's just playing you for a simp.
the top 3 reasons these women are on the app is just for some attention whoring to orbiters, leeching off of simps, and finding the rare chad who will make time to fuck her silly. if you're not in the fucking-her-silly category, you need to stop wasting time with these apps.
[–]tharbelosers[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Normally, agree. Under quarantine, I am just building a deck to flip through.
[–]Sir_manalot12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, jobs are not a hobby.
[–]Throwthe88274 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The LADIES want to work only the minimum necessary and leave soon
[–]hrm08946 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not going to lie, I want to do that too. Fuck slaving away at a 9 - 5. I'm only doing this so I can save enough money to GTFO and retire. Don't want to feed the gynocentric beast anymore than it already is.
[–]n0t__t0day9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I once rented a property to nurses. I think they put all their school costs on student loans and their starting salaries were low AF. I bet their plans are to marry and unload debt on some loser.
Why is it 3/4 of my matches are in nursing?
[–]n0t__t0day5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nursing is often suggested as relatively easy to get into, always in demand, and pays above median after some experience under the belt.
[–]Since1610 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most the women in my family are nurses and i love hearing them bitch. I worked 3 doubles this week! A fucking double is 12hrs not 16. So you worked 36hrs and called it a week. Theres no way i could imagine that with the 65hr im putting in. They are fucking lazy.
My sister worked for me and my mom wanted to come on her off days. I told her your not going to make it and your fired if you do not listen to me 1 time. She thought walking around a hospital was going to b the same as dragging brush and raking yards for 8hrs. Nope. My sister told her your not going to make it 1 hour.
[–]redditrat992 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obviously not interested. Stop talking to her..then watch her say after she hits a dry spell "what happened? How are you! You never message me anymore"
"Phone works two ways, bitch"
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop laughing at every goddamn thing! Seriously.
[–]brcn32 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm happy to say I've gotten into a bit of coding and game design recently. Not as a career, just as something productive to do with my freetime. It seems to be a really good decision for my mental health!
[–]SpinPlates1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Translation.
"I AM A NURSE. A FRONT LINE HERO...PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TIK TOK."
[–]ieatyakass0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100%
[–]tharbelosers[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am honestly waiting for it to happen, but I wrap anyway for strange because you can’t trust ‘em.
[–]shtfforreal0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well what ya know the bitch can’t spell nothing literally.
[–]CuckedIndianAmerican0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“SAY P-O-T-A-T-O”
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