J ust watched a mom ( probably late 30s ) scold a young man ( 12-13 ) because she didn’t want to get back out in the cold to pump gas . The kid was clearly suffering from a cold , and was headed to school . As you can imagine , the kid was ill prepared for the weather , and was timid as fuck . He has clearly been indoctrinated by his “ independent single mother “ . I walked by and ala Billy Bob in Fargo , I said last time someone talked to me like that I pissed in their gas tank . He lit up with joy . I wanted to take the kid with me for the day , and just go generally be an asshole to women all day , so he can see what they REALLY want .