Q: Why aren't you married?

A: Because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. If I marry, why would a woman stay with me?

 

Q: But don't you want to have sex?

A: No. All sex is rape.

 

Q: Why are you so lazy? Why do you play video games/watch Netflix all day?

A: Because the future is female. I've decided to step aside.

 

Q: Why don't you talk to women?

A: Because all men are rapists. I stay away from women so that they can feel safe. #YesAllWomen

 

Q: Are you afraid of women?

A: Yes, because many of them want to #KillAllMen

 

Q: You shouldn't take all that so seriously.

A: So I've been lied to my whole life? A woman needs a man? There is no rape culture? The future isn't female?