Q: Why aren't you married?
A: Because a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. If I marry, why would a woman stay with me?
Q: But don't you want to have sex?
A: No. All sex is rape.
Q: Why are you so lazy? Why do you play video games/watch Netflix all day?
A: Because the future is female. I've decided to step aside.
Q: Why don't you talk to women?
A: Because all men are rapists. I stay away from women so that they can feel safe. #YesAllWomen
Q: Are you afraid of women?
A: Yes, because many of them want to #KillAllMen
Q: You shouldn't take all that so seriously.
A: So I've been lied to my whole life? A woman needs a man? There is no rape culture? The future isn't female?
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