Hey all, just woke up at 1am with a massive hangover. Went to my local Browns bar to watch the game. Told myself I was going to just have a few drinks and not get wasted.

Me “drinking responsibly” is like a gambler only “gambling a little bit”. *it does not work that way.

For me booze like women is a zero sum game and I always come out the zero. I’m taking this as my moment of clarity.

But hey Browns did not lose!!! So at least it’s something.