I don't quiet know how to explain to you yanks who Rachel Riley is, but she's a woman who is known for doing simple maths. That, and for picking upp cards with letters on them. It's really her looks that have made her famous. Her maths skills are not that impressive really. During a pi-contest she was severely beaten by a little kid. I don't think she could recall more than five or six numbers of pi. Okay, that's pure mnemonics, but still.

Anyways, she is the one about who the phrase was uttered, "I would drag my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie talkie". Which just shows how simp some are.

Some think she looks stunning on TV.

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Rachel Riley with makeup

I think she looks like she has way too much makeup. And it is no challenge to look good with a ton of paint on your face.

When she's not wearing her makeup she looks like a boy.

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Rachel Riley without makeup

Don't fall for it. Women may look pretty with makeup and all kind of trickery. But they're rather plain and boring, really. That is why they wear makeup. To hide behind a mask, hide their true nature.