Remember guys, if you start thinking that maybe spending a valentines day with a woman i worth it, just imagine spending a lifetime with this...

jlg4880 · 2020-02-14T17:15:12+00:00

My Mastercard® just jumped out and ran away, quivering in fear after reading that.

\**Exasperated sigh**** It's gonna take hours to convince it it's safe to come out.

Poor thing.

FeedMeMore22778534 · 2020-02-14T16:36:51+00:00

I bet she don't neck either.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-14T16:48:33+00:00

Another big f'ing pussy.

Malbek604 · 2020-02-14T17:56:26+00:00

I'm hoping that's satire, it's longer than Veruca Salt's Christmas list.

Kaseiopeia · 2020-02-14T17:04:34+00:00

I’m exhausted and broke just reading that.

RunawayGrain · 2020-02-14T20:45:11+00:00

If you're going to buy a whore like that, plane tickets to Nevada and a whorehouse are probably cheaper.

chuckutim · 2020-02-14T17:51:22+00:00

Simps gonna simp. Let the dead bury their dead...

Ukhupa · 2020-02-14T19:32:00+00:00

And in return he got what?

Or is he to just accept that her time, humor, wits, and positive vibes is all she needs to give him?

Hope this is fake.

BroscienceGuy · 2020-02-14T17:59:59+00:00

Man looks good too.

Ricksanchez2278 · 2020-02-15T03:36:33+00:00

He should take her to the most expensive restaurant and run up a huge bill, then ditch her. She will be washing dishes for a month lol.

Since16 · 2020-02-15T04:43:00+00:00

You gotta beg beg a bitch to touch your pee pee this is you.

A_Walt_Whitman · 2020-02-15T05:50:53+00:00

No chick is worth that, but this chick is a 4/10 at best. Simps gonna simp.

smart34 · 2020-02-14T16:52:26+00:00

The sad thing is that that guy thinks he's awesome and a lady's man.

SMH

Makonar · 2020-02-14T18:06:17+00:00

That can’t be real. No man would be simp enough for even that (I know, I’m probably wrong)

CerebralAbrasion · 2020-02-14T19:21:18+00:00

Even a medieval man-servant to the queen probably had it better than this simp. At least the servant got an allowance to keep for himself, and time to alone without being nagged.

goodskinishappiness · 2020-02-14T19:50:12+00:00

Are all women like this?

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-02-14T20:56:21+00:00

Might as well go to Nevada and rent a brothel for the weekend instead.

blokereport · 2020-02-14T22:10:22+00:00

That's gonna be a No from me.

Equivalent-Craft · 2020-02-14T22:18:25+00:00

Wow what i dickhead.

sebastian0801 · 2020-02-14T22:49:20+00:00

And what he got in return?

Some used holes, maybe?

no_one_special_too · 2020-02-14T23:59:34+00:00

Ugh. And in return, she got him... what? That's right, nothing. Valentine's day is for men to give, not receive.

Edit: ninja'd by /r/Ukhupa

bfte2 · 2020-02-15T11:07:33+00:00

What a loser.

2020-02-15T05:00:18+00:00

She isn't worth the crusty cum on the tip of my dick from last night. Whores.

goose328 · 2020-02-15T12:03:26+00:00

Fake

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