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[–]BaldHelper34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
the fact that she's 10 years younger but looks 20 years olders shouldn't blow my mind...
but it does
[–]random13980[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right
[–]Nybaz0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Granted, Keanu is almost an highlander, but that's an hard 46 if I ever saw one
[–]den-kun0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks early 70s. That white hair isn’t helping either. I have no idea what Keanu was thinking with this one.
[–]Diogeneplz117 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thought it was his mom and all sweet /s
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[–]random13980[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol thought it had gone gray naturally
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[–]Dat_Azz_Spanker4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why not gray, they dye it all manner of ridiculous colors. The more tats, piercings or hair color they have the more damaged they are!
[–]random13980[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And cut it short and throw on 300 pounds
[–]brutalitymuffin3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's probably in the MGTOW closet and she is his beard.
[–]love_ebato1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno. I trust the man's judgment. She's got believable eyes smiles. Maybe give the lady a chance. Clearly there are worse choices.
[–]throwaway851760 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who the fuck is that old hag? Why the fuck would Keanu Goddamn Reeves be a bitch ass made fool to that decrepit old marsh witch.. fucking clown world 🤡
[–]yawp10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like lurv.
[–]nownotlater0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll suck your dick for money
[–]DeplorableToast0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow Mr. Reeves. A post wall granny? wtf!
Why marry her? If you're into old chicks .. ok i guess.
But don't fkn marry her you dummy!
[–]GrandYam_HomeRun0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Helen Mirren looks similar but much better. She's 74.
[–]SelahattinOzdemir-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
stop fucking talking about her looks or other things out of her control, that makes you no different than shallow females
[–]SelahattinOzdemir0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
who the fuck downvotes that?
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[–]TheSilverShade9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Aw that's cute. I notice that your post on IncelTears has no likes and no comment as of now that I'm typing.
Poor guy
Don't worry I'm sure if you try harder you'll get more likes.
[–]paneracist3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not a 'check post history' guy but I wanted to laugh at your discovery...
I didn't know that many Red Dead Redemption subs existed. Let alone comment in all 928734982734 of them multiple times every single day.
And then /u/Xx_yesfag_xX comes here calling us sad1 virgins2 ? Hey man, if you're in a dead-end job, you got a career at IMAX based on your experience in projection.
1. We are not sad, mad, bad. We had been warned since birth about the true nature of women. Some of us listened to our elders, some had to learn for ourselves. Either way, we are merely enlightened and contented by our own company and that of our brothers.
2. I guarantee we have had more sex than you have and have turned away more sex than you have ever been offered. Especially since we've gone our own way. Its external manifestation is precisely what appeals to their base, feral biology.
[–]Xx_yesfag_xX-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I enjoy my job at IMAX
[–]rocko200021 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking at your thread, you definitely look like a basement dwelling virgin yourself.
[–]MLG_Bob_Ross180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Enjoy spending the rest of your life locked away in your room masturbating and playing video games. We’ll keep improving ourselves to become better men and make something out of our lives.
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[–]Diogeneplz117 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Dat_Azz_Spanker4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]brutalitymuffin3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SelahattinOzdemir-1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]TheSilverShade9 points10 points11 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]paneracist3 points4 points5 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Xx_yesfag_xX-1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]rocko200021 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MLG_Bob_Ross180 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link