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[–]formerlydeaddd76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Forest Gump is such a redpill troll. Undesirable boy takes on all the responsibility he can handle, hoping that he'd win the heart of a nice girl he'd like to grow old with. She desserts him for peace and love. He works his ass off and she winds up ruining his life.
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[–]markus_brutus13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s why focusing on yourself should be your no.1 priority. Trying to get external validation from others will always fail you.
Not saying you should be an asshole but do things that no matter the outcome you know you’ve done right by you.
[–]kimuyyyFAPi7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats how garbagw they are lol after riding cock carousel they are going back to you broken and ugly
[–]McHonkBurger697 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Gump never got aids. It’s actually very hard to contract through vaginal sex (even though the movie is fictional lol)
[–]longspear5842 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just a small point of fact: HIV is the virus that can be transmitted not AIDS.
[–]McHonkBurger692 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You get my point
[–]themanbat-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wanna bet?
[–]Jack-Hole2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn't get AIDS because she didn't have it, she died from hepatitis C.
[–]themanbat0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But Gump always tries as hard as he can...
[–]strainer1238 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He really ends up with AIDS? Maybe he didn't get it...
[–]907goob12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The book says she dies from hep c from drugs
[–]Footnote22010 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I am afraid it's true.
Ever see Tom Hanks in the sequel? It's called Philadelphia.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn't but the joke is about her intent, not the act.
[–]Global_MGTOW3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IIRC reading an article, it's actually difficult for heterosexual couples to transmit HIV to each other. Most heterosexual couples get HIV by sharing needles with each other.
[–]requiem-for-a-nong 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wasn't that Hanks' other movie, Philadelphia? Didn't know it was a sequel to Forrest Derp.
[–]Dazzurx 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's not
[–]requiem-for-a-nong 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm aware of that. It was an attempt at humour.
[–]teflondan 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even his kid either.
[–]Jack-Hole0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except she dies from hepatitis C, not AIDS.
[–]Master_Golan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to rewatch this, should be interesting seeing though a red lens
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