Simp level activated

DannyNog556 · 2021-05-30T19:23:32+00:00

Even his face is cringeworthy. Sadly he will find out the hard way that none of that will matter. Tyrone or Chad (or both) will have their turns and she will blame it on him as she serves him with divorce papers, child support and alimony… it’s only a matter of time.

NohoTwoPointOh · 2021-05-31T00:51:34+00:00

This is the equivalent of a free man going to the iron mines, digging up ore, giving it to the blacksmith and having shackles made so that he can head over to the plantation and show off his new "jewelry".

RedditName3000000 · 2021-05-30T21:23:15+00:00

Very punchable face. Probably from Seattle.

"Like most diamonds from the park, it contains a few inclusions, making it one-of-a-kind," Assistant Superintendent Dru Edmonds said."

Nice marketing, Dru. Women don't see inclusions as a good thing. Luckily he's got the story for her to impress her friends with.

selfism_mike · 2021-05-31T01:01:08+00:00

He found a piss-yellow diamond with some dirt in it.

I am sure she is thrilled, especially if she and her friends compare that pee-drop to the other sparkling crystal-clear beauties.

GYOWAndy · 2021-05-31T00:44:51+00:00

Good luck, SimpLord.

Title	Simp level activated
Author	ShelterBeautiful
Upvotes	23
Comments	6
Date	May 30, 2021 7:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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