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[–]Battlespike106685 points86 points87 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup. I just replaced a few tools that were getting old and worn.
Boy did it feel good to be able to buy them without needing to "ask for permission"!
[–]givecake12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to ask permission.. from myself.
[–]LifeBeforeInternet23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lmao, this guy has made a life for himself as one of the most well known actors in the industry, now he's taking a moment to smoke a cigar and enjoy the ocean breeze and all you haters can think to do is chastise him for the criminal act of enjoying a fucking cigar, and hating on his chest tattoos?
Here's a redpill for you geeks: you all judging him for his personal activities which are harming no one are NO BETTER than the women you're seeking to leave. You all are NO DIFFERENT than the women, you all sound like pecking hens, "he shouldn't smoke that cigar, that's bad for you." "ewww, tattoos yuck," lmao! What happened to live and let live? And you call HIM soyboy? What have you all done with your lives? You bunch of homos.
[–]CanadaCurt 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hell hath no fury like a Tom Hardy fanboy.
[–]LifeBeforeInternet1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, here we see a high estrogen man hater in the wild. Why are you here? Since you love complaining about other men so much, you might find yourself more comfortable in /r/twoXchromosomes, lmao!
[–]Dboi3 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thank you. You're not married to him and he isn't imposing himself on your life so really who gives a fuck. Only soy boys get jealous over another mans treasure. STFU and go get some of your own.
[–]tribalbandit24 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Perfect
[–]ctlaltcmd14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
He wouldn't be smoking a cigar if he truly loved himself.
[–]1v1crown39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Cigars are fine in extreme moderation
[+]Omnibrad 8 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
So is mercury.
[–]1v1crown28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Exactly where I was going with this.
Smoke mercury.
[–]Shnook82 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would but I'm worried it would be a gateway to injecting mercury into my eyeballs like Keith Richards.
[–]GuidoBandito3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smoke mercury cigars! Mmmmm love me some heavy metal...
[–]IMR800X28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In the end, we are all going to die.
Denying yourself the finer things in life isn't going to change that.
[–]kowbrandt8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touche
[–]givecake-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The finer things in life can only be appreciated under the right conditions. Impaired health isn't one of those conditions! I'm talking about enjoying the taste of raw food immensely. Yeah, it sounds entirely unimpressive, but to those who attune their tastes, that's exactly what they experience - along with the incredible health and greater life appreciation that comes with it.
[–]LooksAtDogs17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like to have a nice cigar with a good scotch every once in a blue moon. It's fine to enjoy occasionally. Besides, it's your body, your choice. Not all of us want to live to be 90 until we're demented and shitting ourselves anyway...
[–]AudioAssassyn5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's how I've come to think of it. I'm fine being alone, I'm going to enjoy myself, drink whenever I want, do whatever I want. I am not planning on getting married and having kids, so I have no reason to really care how long I live. I don't care to be some wrinkly old man who can barely move.
[–]Hallitsijan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very strongly agree. I live in a country with legalised euthanasia anyway. Ever since I left my fiancee 6 years ago I've been enjoying every day in my life with no restraints and I plan to do so until I'm too old and decrepit to continue. At that point I'll request a nice, peaceful death and all will be well. Don't care whether that end will be at 50, 70 or 90; as long as I can go out without regrets.
[–]Gmiou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im enjoying my scotch and cigar every second day and i don't give a fuck!
[–]Gmiou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
P. S. The days in between is because i have a hungover!!!
[–]CynicalSoup10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you had a cigar before? Theyre wonderful.
[–]soloxplorer9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Paired with a good scotch, it's a lovely experience. I recommend doing so around a campfire for added ambiance. Bonus points for doing so in the middle of the woods with no one else around.
[–]Mein_Tarnaccount9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you love someone, you also accept their faults
[–]Onkel_Adolf1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/SBvUag/If-you-can-t-handle-me-at-my-back-fat-you-don-t-de?size=800
[–]Itisforsexy2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why?
Value systems are personal.
You're an idiot if you smoke thinking it's healthy. But if you smoke knowing it's unhealthy, but place that moment's pleasure over the long-term consequences?
I can't say that's wrong. I can say that for me personally I wouldn't make that choice, but my value structure isn't necessarily superior. We're all here to make choices for ourselves.
[–]CynicalSoup14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love a good cigar.
[–]faggatron07 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tom Hardy?
[–]skoobled6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Isn't he married? To one of the actresses from peaky blinders as far as I remember...
[–]SelfMadeAlphaMale[S] 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is probably not a quote by him,the image just matched the whole vibe I guess.
[–]skoobled15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DiCaprio would've been a more accurate pic, though. Just saying
[–]SleepyAirTraffic8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dope but this is like one of those cringey single mother posts.
[–]AR96 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4 U
[–]Mostly_Soraka 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I saw this on Facebook before from a single mother post, but the message is a good one, albeit a tad cringy.
[–]plutosheen3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the love that a younger me, would’ve showered on a woman, now older and wiser, I shower on myself.
[–]DreadPirateRosco1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s not a real atom Hardy quote, is it?
[–]SelfMadeAlphaMale[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope.
[–]Membrudo0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And “our” child is my car
[–]dionysus8950 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that tom hardy? looks a bit like paul newman in this picture
[–]Spicspacspam0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a man. You're a woman. I'm independent. You're independent. Let's just leave it at that
[–]notacrookatall0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has become more and more true for me overtime.
[–]ocaptainmyadversary0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God.... I want this.
[–]yawaworht14920 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckin right!
[+]PostNationalism-9 points-8 points-7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
GAY
[–]mkm05191 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TROLL
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[+]Omnibrad [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
So is mercury.
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