Was hanging out with some friends last night and one of the girls brought a friend. Of course it was some tatted up slut who started spouting off equal rights shit.

So, after a drink...I get tired of it and start giving her shit for her ridiculous ideology. I tell her to stand up as I stand up. I tell my friends that everything is under control and to not interfere. My friends agree. So, after she is standing up...I get close to her and am about a foot taller than her. I ask how equal she feels now? She said that height doesn't make her less equal. I say ok and put my hand on her shoulder. I ask how equal she feels to a man, now. She said she feels uncomfortable but still equal. So, I say ok then. I turn to my friends again and reiterate that everything is under control and not to interfere. They agree.

So, I grab her arm and twist her around and put her ass in a choke hold and pin her to the ground without hurting her. Then I ask how equal to a man she feels now. Well, this time she is too busy squirming to answer. So, I start getting up and slap her on the ass before I take my hand off her back.

I tell her to go get me a certain kind of beer because not all beers are equal. Class dismissed. All the men were laughing and the women were just astonished and I believe slightly turned on.

Women's equality is just a major shit test and will only thrive if men allow it. Men are experts on equality. We learn our pecking order in every room that we go into. We known that there are some people you don't fuck with and some that you can fuck with. Women need to learn that they are physically weaker than men on average and shouldn't fuck with us.