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[–]batstrat41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
No sex in your bed, but she'll be having plenty of sex in Chad's.
[–]king-of-the-light1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup and he is really desperate...
[+]humbleprotector[S] -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And that's fine too. Vasectomy, not married.... It's all for sport anyway :). The worst pussy I ever had was still amazing.
[–]thefudmaster14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vasectomy was the best investment I ever made. When a woman says it’s time for a ring, it’s time to do the Terrance Popp string along method.
[–]RockOfWar-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know why people downvoted you. It's true. Even the nastiest BBW chick that I banged at a New Year's Party in college was still fun. She smelled like a combination of bacon grease and mayonnaise and gave me chlamydia, but I don't regret it. If anything, bad adventures make great stories.
[–]Dat_Azz_Spanker1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope you didn't go down on that!
[–]Mikeytikey12313 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do you mean technicalities this is the de facto norm
[–]humbleprotector[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. I totally agree my friend.
[–]LionHeartSavior9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would’ve taken her to a hotel since she wanna act like a whore.
[–]Linuxllc7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Needs a ladder and a fold up chair and it would be a complete set.
[–]LordGraygem3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
And a Spanish announcer's table for someone to get put through, just like what happened in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
[–]bsga225 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess no more living in my house then.
[–]Abutrug5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not enough barbed wire and folding chairs
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She just needed some TLC
[–]OGMGTOWNER2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gonna love it, dude
[–]bigglenn2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ha ha ha I got a laugh, silly prick bail out now dude
[–]TheNoNonsenseMofo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Make it an AEW ring and I'm down with this meme.
[–]humbleprotector[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm so old it is all about WWF and then Rick Flair(The only non WWF worth a flick)..... The British Bulldogs, Hogan, Andre the giant, Legion of doom, Jake the snake, Brutus the barber, Ultimate warrior, big boss man, JYD.... The glory days of wrestling.my middle school peers and I would each slam a 6pack of jolt cola and ruin each other's houses. I feel bad for kids that didn't get that. When Hogan body slammed Andre in a steel cage was a memorable moment in my life!
[–]Cricket_FIFA2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're a golden era fan haha. Did you watch the attitude era, with Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H, Undertaker, Mankind? I myself grew up on ruthless aggression, with John Cena, Batista, Rey Mysterio.
I took my son and his cousin to see big show fight Goldberg. Just the three of us. It was amazing
[–]DMariusC1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't smeeeeeeeel what the The Rock is cooking
[–]TheWallOfFlesh2171 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just have sex in the couch
[–]Flugzeug1131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao this is the male counter to that other post today
"I said I was pregnant but I never said I was pregnant from YOU"
[–]Spezzit1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then you smack her with a folding chair, and for once you BOTH get a good night's sleep.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad the sex always seems to decline after marriage too
[–]Liquidrobocop0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
JOHHHHN CEEENNNAAA!!!!
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah sure because the best way to get what you want is to give ultimatum s and act like a spoiled child! :D
Yeah relationships are more like cage matches though
Peace was never an option
[–]VagabondLonewolf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is like wrestling. Ain't that folks ??
[–]Rezo370 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy needs to set up a Royal Rumble match. Throw her over the top rope for permanent elimination. But when that statement comes, I know it's not anything good. I'm scared for him now.
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