The $500 Pizza

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2017-10-25T13:01:03+00:00

If you are chad, there are hardly any hoops...

executedigging · 2017-10-25T14:27:45+00:00

I love General Tao's Chicken. If there were no consequences and it was easy, I'd eat it every day for every meal. I eat it only a few times a year. It is not healthy for me and if I eat it too often, I'd be fat. Ordering it is a PIA, I have to call the restaurant and place the order. The closest only accepts cash, so I need to stop at an ATM if I don't have cash on hand which I rarely do. I live in the middle of no where, so it is a 15 minute drive each way to go pick it up. In addition, the cost is much higher than cooking my own food. Yup, women are the same, but have much higher risks. Cost/Benefit Analyses are fun.

chasingsnow · 2017-10-25T14:38:52+00:00

dating most modern women if you do a number of times fucked or even number of times had a peaceful romantic night of talking and divide the investment of that women by said #, you'll find it's probably not worth it.

yes, the top comment is right, for Chad it isn't much of a cost, but time is money, so there is a cost as some girl increasingly tests you. only way to keep her tame is to be a Chad and also fuck her brains out all the time to fulfill her cum dumpster needs. even then it's alot of work.

economically i don't know where all the $ comes from to satisfy these girls. life is hard and i'm a middle level guy and i don't have free cash to deal with all the modern girl responsibilities. top level girls will always have cash but stagnant wages forever plus inflation is has simply made not only a family a financial burden, but just caring for another human, also a huge burden. most men will gladly love to take on this burden...IF we got back an equal human that liked sex as much as we do and having quiet peaceful non nagging nights of relaxing together. but that is not reality.

Makonar · 2017-10-25T13:15:09+00:00

It also depends on the quality of pizza, I mean I personally would also not go for a 500$ pizza, but I don't always order a 15$ pizza each time I want one. I often buy a 2-3$ cheap, frozen pizza from the supermarket and eat that, when I'm hungry or lazy, or just out of cash.
You still can get a 20$ blowjob from a cheap hooker any day of the week, without any courtship, relationships and any hoops...

801735 · 2017-10-25T16:47:13+00:00

Wow, just,... wow.

Pizza with yeast.

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2017-10-25T17:29:50+00:00

Yeah, it's true. Even if you're a Chad and can make a good guarantee of sex at the end of the night you still have to spend time with her, have empty conversations about nothing. Then all the expenses of course added on that. But there are so many types of investments, or hoops. Too many!

StyleandSpeed · 2017-10-25T17:40:06+00:00

The whole idea of courting a woman is disgusting, you're basically jumping through hoops and proving yourself to be a worthy male of reproduction. It's sickening.

ratel1488 · 2017-10-25T16:24:06+00:00

When you buy a pizza the whole pizza is yours With a femail you only get a slice: She's not yours, it's just your turn

CeleritySteam · 2017-10-25T19:02:59+00:00

This is a very good point and why I shake my head at the red pill crowd.

"Women are mentally children." Yes they are. "Don't think of them as anything more than sexual gratification, they have no value in any sense." Sure. "Change a bunch of shit about you and spend a lot of money and time (= money) so you can get this low value asset anyways." ...Wait what?

I'd use potatoes as an example instead of pizza.

RP is "Everyone should be a potato farmer." MensRights is "Women should be higher than potatoes." MGTOW is "Fuck that I'll just buy potatoes as needed."

It's not even a matter of it being difficult, it's a question of what takes fewer hours? Unless you're exceptionally low value and low motivation you can buy pussy faster than you can game it. Yes, low value. Male value = money and status which = money.

I wouldn't care about the difference in approach except they act all high and mighty and shaming tactics about it.

Takakazu_Kinashi · 2017-10-25T19:03:17+00:00

It's not worth it.

bingbinggentoo · 2017-10-25T22:47:00+00:00

This is why I love Little Caesar's, you can't beat $6 pizza.

ZCnegan · 2017-10-25T15:07:05+00:00

In my case its not that pizza is expensive. Its that it leads sooner or later to fat gain and poor health.

geocitiesuser · 2017-10-25T16:17:31+00:00

Yeah for me it's not the money, it's the hoop jumping. I am no one's monkey.

amcynic · 2017-10-25T20:20:35+00:00

Never thought of it this way.

cleats4u · 2017-10-25T22:57:44+00:00

Chad eats pizza. He just doesn't pay for it.

Mr-5-5 · 2017-10-26T17:09:51+00:00

Way too many hoops to jump through. For what?

TOO TRUE!

Mr-5-5 · 2017-10-26T17:16:44+00:00

Chad gets the women to buy the $500 pizza

Beta male buys the $ 5000 sex doll.

LawlessDestiny · 2017-10-25T22:28:21+00:00

Yeah, it's an extremely poor return on investment. I have to admit, I'm still for pussy if I can get it while being 100% myself and not a dancing monkey on the prowl for pussy. Meaning I will do what I want and like, I will talk with women if the topic is interesting not because I have to for want of cunt, I won't at all consider their femininity so not even an ounce of chivalry or playing gender roles from me, once they freak out as all women do I will disengage until they calm their shit.

If I could live my life as I want and have some pussy tagging along that wants me for me I wouldn't fret about it. But I know that is firmly in the realm of fantasy. To get pussy it's all shit-flinging monkey business. It's all about not being yourself and trying every tactic to be attractive and advertise worth instead of living peacefully and quietly. That to me is all a waste of time, of money, of energy, of emotions and overall it's a waste of your life and potential. I've always gone my way and it's just that hormones got in the way and fucked me up for a few years. Now I know better and I'm back on track.

Title	The $500 Pizza
Author	Iamverydrunknow
Upvotes	134
Comments	34
Date	October 25, 2017 11:16 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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